YOU'RE RAPING ME!!!

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Give it a try, it's from tumblr, so it's 100% legit.
Great advice another favourite of mine is to use the metal part of your seat belt to open beers while driving.
Bonus tip: Be sure to inform the arresting officer of this trick. They will be impressed by your resourcefulness and probably let you go!
 


"You don't even know your laws"

I feel for any police who has to deal with that.

To be fair, she's correct. Many cops are ignorant of the laws they are hired to supposedly enforce.

It's not necessarily their fault. There are too many laws to remember. More importantly, knowing every law is not a cop's job. Laws are for the proletariat. A cop's job is to shepherd the proletariat, and that often requires breaking laws along the way.
 
To be fair, she's correct. Many cops are ignorant of the laws they are hired to supposedly enforce.

It's not necessarily their fault. There are too many laws to remember. More importantly, knowing every law is not a cop's job.

While this is true and I don't support police that abuse their power, I feel sorry for anyone who wants to assert their rights to police officers now, since they will get lumped in with the Sovereign Citizen group and their arguments will be dismissed and the person labeled as a nutter.

And not only a nutter but a dangerous one, the FBI has labeled them domestic terrorists which has a trickle down effect where standard LEO are being told "these fuckers are dangerous and you need to be careful!"

And when a Sovereign Citizen starts screaming "I am a free person" it only serves to reinforce the image that these people are indeed fucking crazy and indeed fucking dangerous.

Care about your rights not getting violated by overzealous police officers? To fucking bad, because Sovereign Citizens just fucked that up for you.
 
she should just start her own micronation. I think you can start one for 50 bucks or less.

How To Start Your Own Micronation

Have you ever wanted to be king of your own nation? Do you want to test out a political experiment with a few dozen of your closest friends? Consider setting up your own micronation for fun, social experiments, and profit.

Now, there are new country projects that are quite serious. There are secessionist movements that earnestly seek to establish cultural and political independence from the country whose borders they live within. But let's say you don't want to get into a war with a larger country and just want to carve out your own slice of world and act as its leader or get together with your friends and act out your political ideals. What do you do?