Yugo - Anyone old enough?

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Are you old enough to have lived the experience of actually driving one of these P.O.S.?

It?s the end of the (punch) line for the Yugo - Autos- msnbc.com

I LOL'd

In America, owners complained of frequent engine failures and transmission problems — with the manual gear sticks sometimes detaching and ending up in their drivers' hands
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"This is driving in its most natural form. You feel every bump, squeak and jolt, and one can enjoy the sweet smell of gasoline and exhaust fumes," he said. "No car can replace it."
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lol... fuck those things. I was riding in one back in the 90's with a girl who decided it would be a good idea to run a red light and t-bone a minivan. The damn car folded like an accordion and I spent the rest of the night in the hospital.
 
Circa 1992 I had the displeasure of driving a friend's Yugo several miles down I-80 in California. I built homemade gocarts that I felt safer in.

The second quote describes the experience appropriately except for the part they left out about the 18-wheeler bearing down on me in a thunderous roar that practically made me crap myself from fear.

More unbelievable was the fact that he drove that bucket of bolts all the way out from Denver when he moved to Cali - and he actually lived to tell about it.
 
Being of Slavic descent myself and growing up in a community heavily populated with Croatians...I've actually heard good things about them. lol.
 
Horrible quality. Should have just stuck to selling guns.

All I have to say is you suckers actually bought them.

Ha! :-)
 
Godspeed said:
Old enough? I'm in Macedonia now and every second car is YUGO, and not that from the picture, that's new.:))
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You are in fucking FYROM, not Macedonia.

That Yugo in the pic is like a Porsche compared to the old models. We had a lot of them here. Cheap, stable cars. Everyone had one.
 
glowleaf said:
You are in fucking FYROM, not Macedonia.

That Yugo in the pic is like a Porsche compared to the old models. We had a lot of them here. Cheap, stable cars. Everyone had one.
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It's FYROM to you greeks, and Macedonia to everyone else, you dipshit.

On topic: I've driven a Yugo once and it sucks. The only thing that made it popular was the very low price that everyone could afford to pay.
 
Hypnotic said:
It's FYROM to you greeks, and Macedonia to everyone else, you dipshit.
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Oh, another fucking person with no history and no country. How did you all get into the internet, my poor barbarians? I wonder, did the Greek telecommunication companies set it up for you tribals? And how come you do internet marketing? Working on Greek factories isn't enough anymore to sustain your huts?
You are fucking stupid and fanatic.
And since I don't like political discussion, this is the last reply. Lets talk again when evolution remembers you, fucking ape.
 
glowleaf said:
Oh, another fucking person with no history and no country. How did you all get into the internet, my poor barbarians? I wonder, did the Greek telecommunication companies set it up for you tribals? And how come you do internet marketing? Working on Greek factories isn't enough anymore to sustain your huts?
You are fucking stupid and fanatic.
And since I don't like political discussion, this is the last reply. Lets talk again when evolution remembers you, fucking ape.
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Couldn't expect anything less than what you just wrote.

I could write a whole book contradicting you, but why bother proving anything to someone as brainwashed as you are? Your pitiful mind programmed to hate everything Macedonian won't even bother to think about it.

It's funny how you greeks freak out every time you read that name on forums though. You immediately stop whatever you're doing to put yourself in service of your nationalistic government. I find it quite amusing.

Anyways, enjoy your ignorance, I rest my case.
 
The Balkans have grudges that go back for centuries. Kind off like US and Canada. :)
Throw in 2-3 religions, 5-6 diff races, massive migrations, civil wars and country fragmentation. What is left is a big milkshake of chaos. With a big fat American finger stirring it up every time.
 
Never drove one, but in my first "accident" at 16 I totaled one. By hitting it at 10mph. I did enough damage that it was worth more than the value of the car to repair it. My car (a pathfinder) had a bent license plate.
 
My mate used to have a yugo... it was a PoS, but did the job - just like they were built to do.

The Macedonia debate is interesting... didn't expect to learn something when I clicked on this thread, but once again WF delivers!
 
glowleaf said:
You are in fucking FYROM, not Macedonia.

That Yugo in the pic is like a Porsche compared to the old models. We had a lot of them here. Cheap, stable cars. Everyone had one.
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Wow, what a stupid little greek gay. It's Macedonia. Your history books are all wrong, you have been lied all your life. You owe so much land to Macedonians, that you had to write some fake history, just to keep this land, you dumb fuck.
 
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