England to Take Back USA?



#13 FTW.

I could tell Cleese wrote it from that line alone.

This is but one version of a viral joke circulating since November 2000. Though it's attributed on websites, blogs, and in emails to former Monty Python member John Cleese, he did NOT actually write it.
John Cleese Letter to America (Notice of Revocation of Independence) - Urban Legends

Just to add, American Football is definitely a better sport than Rugby. Sick of hearing about this shitty World Cup in the media.
 

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Because they do.

Or maybe it's like how Americans are perceived as fat and lazy, even though clearly that isn't generally the case. But you see enough pictures of Wal-Mart shoppers and you start to believe it.


33.8% of adult americans are obese.
17% of children (<19) are obese.

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I'd say that is rather convincing.

Oh and lets look at the growth

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Wonder what 2020 will look like...
 
I'm English. I do brush and floss, I just don't bleach my teeth. I think the reputation also comes from Children's dislike of braces, so many of us have crooked teeth because we refused them as children.

By the way - you're welcome for the Internet you ungrateful little shit.

I didn't realise Sir Tim Berners-Lee was American...
 
England was smart not to convert to the Euro. Maybe they saw the handwriting on the wall IDK.

However... Blood Pudding ! Or as King Ralph famously said of Spotted Dick. "Dick of what?" :)
 
The beer part is wrong though. The US is leading the way for microbreweries.
The guy from dogfish Head even got his own TV show.
My local bar/pub has 100's of varieties available. And new microbreweries are popping up all the time.

Only the stupidest among us that lack culture and taste will drink a product made by the big 3 corporate beer makers Anhauser,Miller, and coors. Only consumed by rednecks and ghetto citizens mainly.

Criticize the US for anything else but we have the best beers in the world.
Stone Brewery, Sierra Nevada, and Dogfish Head being my current favorites.