#13 FTW.
I could tell Cleese wrote it from that line alone.
John Cleese Letter to America (Notice of Revocation of Independence) - Urban LegendsThis is but one version of a viral joke circulating since November 2000. Though it's attributed on websites, blogs, and in emails to former Monty Python member John Cleese, he did NOT actually write it.
You truly have too much time on your hands, dude.
But it sure sounds like Cleese, doesn't it?
Just to add, American Football is definitely a better sport than Rugby. Sick of hearing about this shitty World Cup in the media.
You mad coz the French are winning this year?
Because they do.
Or maybe it's like how Americans are perceived as fat and lazy, even though clearly that isn't generally the case. But you see enough pictures of Wal-Mart shoppers and you start to believe it.
33.8% of adult americans are obese.
17% of children (<19) are obese.
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I'd say that is rather convincing.
Oh and lets look at the growth
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Wonder what 2020 will look like...
By the way - you're welcome for the Internet you ungrateful little shit.
List of English inventions and discoveries - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaBy the way - you're welcome for the Internet you ungrateful little shit.