Do you get a boner when you have to pee or poop?

[alwayssmile2]

????

 

[jsphfcll]

only when i have to poop

 

[Engyj]

 

[ly2 from WF]

sometimes

 

[Jizzlobber]

Only when your mom asks me to.

 

[Big Joe]

or when your mom pees or poos on me

 

[Dwight Schrute]

I don't get a boner when things go OUT of my butt.

I get a boner when things go INTO my butt.

 

[craigmc]

No.....

However I do get one when you smile.

 

[Drake]

No. But then again I am not the gayz.

 

[m0rtal]

I don't get a boner when things go OUT of my butt.

I get a boner when things go INTO my butt.

Sounds pretty normal around these parts.

 

[efeezy]

Morning wood..that's about it as far as piss and shit go in relation to my erections!

 

[b_sun]

I get a boner on the toilet shitting when yer sister is giving me a blumpkin.

 

[Feydakin]

I get one every time I get in to the shower.

 

[turbolapp]

My youngest's way of telling me he has to pee is by screaming that his penis hurts (because it's swollen against his pants, I guess)

Men are so baffled by the vagina, but I'll tell you, having two boys and a husband have enlightened me to how bizarre the penis actually is.

 

[amateursurgeon]

My youngest's way of telling me he has to pee is by screaming that his penis hurts (because it's swollen against his pants, I guess)

Men are so baffled by the vagina, but I'll tell you, having two boys and a husband have enlightened me to how bizarre the penis actually is.

Since having a daughter, I have learned that vaginas are a pain in the ass to keep clean.

 

[tomaszjot]

Since having a daughter, I have learned that vaginas are a pain in the ass to keep clean.

Especially when they turn 16, helping her to wash it after her every date is really difficult.

 

[Flyboy]

Especially when they turn 16, helping her to wash it after her every date is really difficult.

If her dad still cleans her vagina, she's too young for you bro.

 

[Jizzlobber]

Men are so baffled by the vagina...

Yeah - WTF? We spend 9 months trying to get out of one and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

 

[cougarclaws]

of course. How else am I supposed to jerk off while taking a shit?