I don't get a boner when things go OUT of my butt.
I get a boner when things go INTO my butt.
My youngest's way of telling me he has to pee is by screaming that his penis hurts (because it's swollen against his pants, I guess)
Men are so baffled by the vagina, but I'll tell you, having two boys and a husband have enlightened me to how bizarre the penis actually is.
Since having a daughter, I have learned that vaginas are a pain in the ass to keep clean.
Especially when they turn 16, helping her to wash it after her every date is really difficult.
Men are so baffled by the vagina...