awfully big talk for a short chubby kid with a small dick, no?^English motherfucker. Do you speak it?
girls are so superficial. Last week-end I went out with a bunch of girls from college (all friends. of course) and I was the only guy. We were sitting at this restaurant and all they were talking about all night was about sex and penis sizes of their last boyfriends. I couldnt believe it. One of them said she cant stand small dicks. Then that same girl asked me about my penis (jokingly). I felt so bad I couldnt say anything, I just blushed. I had to get hammered that night and they had to carry me out and throw me in a taxi. Why dont girls like someone just for being smart and sweet like me? I'm thoughtful and nice. Isnt that enough?
There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.
Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.
Come on! I'm drunk and I need straight answers here. Yes I am a huge nerd and I don't understand girls. Never had. Why do they go for dumb assholes all the time? Beats me. I don't get it.
She's smoking hot and smart too (she'd going a PHD in Pharmacy). I think we have a good connection because she always calls me to talk about her problems and stuff. Now last time we were out with a bunch of her girlfriends, she got a little drunk and she was sayin that she dumped her ex Italian boyfriend because he was bad in bed, and because he had a small penis. Not even kidding. She said that shit in public! She said it was awkward to give him blowjobs because her hand would almost cover his whole penis. Funny thing is that I know the guy, met him once, and he's like 6 feet. How can he possibly have a penis that small? Doesnt make sense. I'm like 5'7 and my penis is like a little above 5 inches erect. Do you think that's too small?
Anyways, I really like this girl but now I'm scared to move forward and ask her out. What if we get down to things and then she humiliates me and tells all her girlfriends how small I am? I live in a small town and this would literally ruin my reputation state-wide lol, what should I do?
If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.
BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.
If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.
BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.
Stefanie, will you be my girlfriend?
How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet
1. Eat less than you do now. I don't know how much you eat, but if you're in America... Eat less.
2. Do 200 situps and crunches a day, it takes five minutes... Really.
3. Do preacher curls, skull crushers, push ups, military presses, and flies. (every other day). Walk and jog on the other days, bring an audiobook if you want to get smart and shit along the way.
4. Go to Amazon and buy the sickest looking shit (clothing and shoes) you can buy, do it once a month.
5. Watch a shit load of stand up, funny is sexy... Confidence is sexy... Funniness brings confidence.
6. Buy light and fresh smelling perfumes (cologne is a place, I'm not calling something I wear cologne). Smelling great is the strongest way to break the ice, because she'll stop you to tell you.
7. Learn about what drinks women like. Learn about what shit most women like.
8. Smile and be happy.
9. Be interested.
10. Be assertive when necessary, don't be pushy, but do push when the timing feels right.
Get a little culture under your belt, listen to shit chicks like (e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)
Art shows are always a hit, so are wine tastings, headliners performing at the improv, and teddy bears. Don't buy roses, that shit's played out, buy novelty teddy bears like from Build-A-Bear. Also stock your fridge with shit women like, chicity3 knew what he was talking about.
Cristal is cheap when you're buying it online. Be sure to tell them that you have Cristal and some movie like "Sweet Home Alabama" on Bluray.
Of Course, make sure your place looks trendy and smells nice at all times.
Surprise her, give random gifts. Facebook is great for this too, study her interests if you can and optimize likewise.
Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.
- Danke
It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.
BigBill, will you marry me without a prenup? So then I can take all your monies?