Question for girls here, if there are any

Which one would you go for

  • Athletic guy with a big dick, but broke with no job.

    Votes: 25 48.1%
  • Fat guy with small dick, but wealthy and highly educated.

    Votes: 11 21.2%
  • Skinny guy with average looks and average income.

    Votes: 16 30.8%

  • Total voters
    52


tom brady, that's a guy that probably gets unlimited amounts of quality pussy. He probably has big cock too... shit, why do some guys have it all? All I have is SEO skills. Wooooo thank you god. I could have passed on this one.
 
Well it all depends on what they think of you. It seems that all those chicks wanting the a "big" dick are mostly just whores and I guarantee you that the hottest chicks are not whores. They are mostly smart and attractive and if you can get their then you have that same chance of getting a bombshell.

A fat wallet gives you a portal through this shit and gets you right to the sluts that jumps on your cock.

A big cock gives you nothing but chicks yelling at you before and after sex about what a failure you are...for the most part.

If you have everyone of these attributes then go fucking kill yourself cuz nobody gives a shit for perfect bitches...

PCE
 
girls are so superficial. Last week-end I went out with a bunch of girls from college (all friends. of course) and I was the only guy. We were sitting at this restaurant and all they were talking about all night was about sex and penis sizes of their last boyfriends. I couldnt believe it. One of them said she cant stand small dicks. Then that same girl asked me about my penis (jokingly). I felt so bad I couldnt say anything, I just blushed. I had to get hammered that night and they had to carry me out and throw me in a taxi. Why dont girls like someone just for being smart and sweet like me? I'm thoughtful and nice. Isnt that enough?

This whole thread screams "troll", but I have 20 minutes to kill before heading out, so I'll try being sincere :)

-Get in shape. Being overweight tells girls you don't care all that much about yourself. It's not very attractive. And you can change it.

-Stop blaming the women for being "superficial". Given the choice, we'd all take the partner who is attractive or confident AND nice over the guy who's just nice. Your poll makes it sound like the only way you can get a nice guy who makes good money is to be with a fat guy with a tiny penis, but there are plenty of other options in real life. You don't have to score high in every category to get a girl, either. Eventually, you'll meet a girl where certain odd things just click and that will help make you look better than all the others (to her). Stuff like a shared love of watching documentaries late at night, a mutual fascination with conspiracy theories, a shared religion (or lack thereof), similar movie or restaurant preferences, etc. You can't go in thinking they're superficial, though, because angry nerd syndrome turns off even the girls who LIKE nerds.

-Forget about the penis thing. If it really is THAT small, then yes, it might make for some rough times in the one-night-stand department...but if you work on other skills and get girls attached before you bring it out, it's not going to be a big deal.

-Write off college girls. 95% of them are completely insane, unsure about what they want, and more trouble than they're worth for anything but "a good time". If you want a nice girl, transfer to a nerd school or look for someone a little more mature. Better yet, spend the time getting in shape and improving yourself so that when you're 25-30, you're more appealing to post-college women. With an increase in their maturity AND your attractiveness to women, you should find a dramatic improvement in your options.

-If you really, truly want a girl who doesn't fit the stereotypes (gold digger, can't take care of herself, totally crazy, brings nothing to the table but depreciating looks, etc. - the stuff you see guys ranting about on largely male forums) - don't pick up women in bars and clubs. Go to conferences, events related to your interests, do volunteer work, etc. The odds of meeting quality women will increase dramatically.
 
finally some girls advice! Thank you Stefanie, I know I need to get in shape. I already signed up to my local gym. I just need to start going.

Ok here's the backstory of why I started this thread: I have a crush on this girl from college. She's smoking hot and smart too (she'd going a PHD in Pharmacy). I think we have a good connection because she always calls me to talk about her problems and stuff. Now last time we were out with a bunch of her girlfriends, she got a little drunk and she was sayin that she dumped her ex Italian boyfriend because he was bad in bed, and because he had a small penis. Not even kidding. She said that shit in public! She said it was awkward to give him blowjobs because her hand would almost cover his whole penis. Funny thing is that I know the guy, met him once, and he's like 6 feet. How can he possibly have a penis that small? Doesnt make sense. I'm like 5'7 and my penis is like a little above 5 inches erect. Do you think that's too small?

Anyways, I really like this girl but now I'm scared to move forward and ask her out. What if we get down to things and then she humiliates me and tells all her girlfriends how small I am? I live in a small town and this would literally ruin my reputation state-wide lol, what should I do?
 
There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.

...or, in otherwords, 7 and 8's have all the fun.
 
Motherfucker needs some reality classes.
Calling girls superficial for not liking a short chubby guy with a small dick.
But his going for this "smoking hot" chick, why don't you go for the ugly chubby but nice girls? Being a bit superficial don't you think?
 
She's smoking hot and smart too (she'd going a PHD in Pharmacy). I think we have a good connection because she always calls me to talk about her problems and stuff. Now last time we were out with a bunch of her girlfriends, she got a little drunk and she was sayin that she dumped her ex Italian boyfriend because he was bad in bed, and because he had a small penis. Not even kidding. She said that shit in public! She said it was awkward to give him blowjobs because her hand would almost cover his whole penis. Funny thing is that I know the guy, met him once, and he's like 6 feet. How can he possibly have a penis that small? Doesnt make sense. I'm like 5'7 and my penis is like a little above 5 inches erect. Do you think that's too small?

Anyways, I really like this girl but now I'm scared to move forward and ask her out. What if we get down to things and then she humiliates me and tells all her girlfriends how small I am? I live in a small town and this would literally ruin my reputation state-wide lol, what should I do?

If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.

BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Private-Dicks/dp/B004OQMZ7M"]"Private Dicks: Men Exposed"[/ame]. Totally serious, too.
 
If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.

BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.

Care to share a feminine perspective on the tips I gave?

[braces self for bitch slap]
 
If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.

BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.

True, zero correlation between height and penis size. It's a mix of testosterone + genetics. Since the penis isn't a limb it doesn't grow proportionate to height. OP is a fucking idiot and makes me feel great about myself. Lrn2google.
 
How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet

1. Eat less than you do now. I don't know how much you eat, but if you're in America... Eat less.

2. Do 200 situps and crunches a day, it takes five minutes... Really.

3. Do preacher curls, skull crushers, push ups, military presses, and flies. (every other day). Walk and jog on the other days, bring an audiobook if you want to get smart and shit along the way.

4. Go to Amazon and buy the sickest looking shit (clothing and shoes) you can buy, do it once a month.

5. Watch a shit load of stand up, funny is sexy... Confidence is sexy... Funniness brings confidence.

6. Buy light and fresh smelling perfumes (cologne is a place, I'm not calling something I wear cologne). Smelling great is the strongest way to break the ice, because she'll stop you to tell you.

7. Learn about what drinks women like. Learn about what shit most women like.

8. Smile and be happy.

9. Be interested.

10. Be assertive when necessary, don't be pushy, but do push when the timing feels right.

Get a little culture under your belt, listen to shit chicks like (e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)

Art shows are always a hit, so are wine tastings, headliners performing at the improv, and teddy bears. Don't buy roses, that shit's played out, buy novelty teddy bears like from Build-A-Bear. Also stock your fridge with shit women like, chicity3 knew what he was talking about.

Cristal is cheap when you're buying it online. Be sure to tell them that you have Cristal and some movie like "Sweet Home Alabama" on Bluray.

Of Course, make sure your place looks trendy and smells nice at all times.

Surprise her, give random gifts. Facebook is great for this too, study her interests if you can and optimize likewise.

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.

Dude, you are weird, do you even go outside?