Question for girls here, if there are any

[kingofsp]

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.

Just like the fox was lucky he couldn't reach those grapes cause they were probably all sour and shit.

Hint: You're not ready.

Usually when you see a couple where you're like "wow what is SHE doing with THAT guy?" it's a superiority complex re her not having to worry about the spotlight being taken, she reigns supreme by default and knows it, selfish but logical. Same goes vice versa when chicks see good looking beta guys with fuglies.

Does this imply that average looking guys can't be with bombshell chicks who are "inferior" in the relationship?



It seems to me that a lot of you guys psych yourselves out before you even have a chance. Way too much thinking going on in here and not enough DGAFing.

OP, every girl is attainable. You are your biggest obstacle. Be grateful that you're a dude. Sadly, personality/confidence/character doesn't get girls very far if they're not already good looking. That's just the way of the world.

 

[danke]

What if they laugh at me when I try to talk to them?

Laugh back, pretend that shit's hilarious. If they don't find that funny move on, there's 7 fucking billion people on this rock and half of them are of the opposite sex.

This thread reminds me of this one on so many levels.

You just can't be on your computer 15 hours a day and turn into a casanova when saturday night comes. It doesn't work that way. Also, it sounds like you're trying to get women way out of your league. Try to find nerdy or shy girls like you. POF is a good way to start.

That's true, but if you're spending 15 hours a day on the computer you need to get up.
I start my day at 6am, and take two hour break for working out in the morning or the evening, from Monday to Thursday I'd work until 7 or 8ish. Friday I probably work five hours tops and I normally don't work weekends.

So maybe you're just projecting that YOU need more balance in your life?

Just like the fox was lucky he couldn't reach those grapes cause they were probably all sour and shit.



Does this imply that average looking guys can't be with bombshell chicks who are "inferior" in the relationship?



It seems to me that a lot of you guys psych yourselves out before you even have a chance. Way too much thinking going on in here and not enough DGAFing.

OP, every girl is attainable. You are your biggest obstacle. Be greatful that you're a dude. Sadly, personality/confidence/character doesn't get girls very far if they're not already good looking. That's just the way of the world.

I don't really agree that every woman is fair game. I've figured what type of women I resonate well with and which normally don't like me as a type so I don't just go after everyone. Everyone has a league (East or West, National or American, Premier or whatever the fuck soccerfags play in, Latina or Brunette, blondes or black chicks) play yours...

 

[IceToEskimos]

yep. Btw, IceToEskimos, I like you better since you've changed your avatar and I noticed the Tom Waits reference.

I like me better since you noticed the TW reference as well.

 

[JanJanX]

can we get some girls advice in here plz? You guys are telling me things that I already know. I know I need to hit the gym, but how do I get my tool bigger though? Have you guys tried penile extenders? Do they work? I always feel uncomfortable taking my pants off, even if it's a girl I paid for. lol even a chinese girl said I was very small, fuck.

 

[IceToEskimos]

Most penis extender products are scams, but there is one exercise you can do at home to add 1-3 inches to your tool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGU0l8trYXY

 

[jenzkc]

 

[JanJanX]

How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet

1. Eat less than you do now. I don't know how much you eat, but if you're in America... Eat less.

2. Do 200 situps and crunches a day, it takes five minutes... Really.

3. Do preacher curls, skull crushers, push ups, military presses, and flies. (every other day). Walk and jog on the other days, bring an audiobook if you want to get smart and shit along the way.

4. Go to Amazon and buy the sickest looking shit (clothing and shoes) you can buy, do it once a month.

5. Watch a shit load of stand up, funny is sexy... Confidence is sexy... Funniness brings confidence.

6. Buy light and fresh smelling perfumes (cologne is a place, I'm not calling something I wear cologne). Smelling great is the strongest way to break the ice, because she'll stop you to tell you.

7. Learn about what drinks women like. Learn about what shit most women like.

8. Smile and be happy.

9. Be interested.

10. Be assertive when necessary, don't be pushy, but do push when the timing feels right.

Get a little culture under your belt, listen to shit chicks like (e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)

Art shows are always a hit, so are wine tastings, headliners performing at the improv, and teddy bears. Don't buy roses, that shit's played out, buy novelty teddy bears like from Build-A-Bear. Also stock your fridge with shit women like, chicity3 knew what he was talking about.

Cristal is cheap when you're buying it online. Be sure to tell them that you have Cristal and some movie like "Sweet Home Alabama" on Bluray.

Of Course, make sure your place looks trendy and smells nice at all times.

Surprise her, give random gifts. Facebook is great for this too, study her interests if you can and optimize likewise.

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.

Nice. Any advice for dick size though? Seriously. because what if you do all that then you finally succeed to bring the babe home, then you pull out your timid pecker and the girl laughs at you, or worse she says she wants to stay friends. Wouldn't it suck?

 

[jenzkc]

if you're smart, you'll fuck beautiful women. if you're dumb, you'll fuck something less. pretty simple.

if you're fat, you're probably somewhat dumb since it's not hard to have a good diet.

if you can't figure out girls and ask questions like you have, you're probably somewhat dumb.

and finally, if you're intimidated by girls because you think they are somehow equal, you're a fucking idiot.

 

[danke]

Nice. Any advice for dick size though? Seriously. because what if you do all that then you finally succeed to bring the babe home, then you pull out your timid pecker and the girl laughs at you, or worse she says she wants to stay friends. Wouldn't it suck?

Get good at eating pussy? Honestly, I've never even thought about that, but no matter who you are chances are your partner has probably experienced bigger. Just work what you got homie!

 

[IceToEskimos]

OK, I'll take a minute and assume OP isn't a troll and is seriously worried that he has an underdeveloped wee-wee. Most guys worry about this because they have no idea what the average size of a dick is.

This is an average adult male penis:

I bet you feel a lot better about yourself now, don't you?

 

[JanJanX]

if you're smart, you'll fuck beautiful women. if you're dumb, you'll fuck something less. pretty simple.

This is totally false. I see dumb guys with hot chicks all the time. The smartest guys I know end up with average looking girls at best.

 

[JanJanX]

Get good at eating pussy? Honestly, I've never even thought about that, but no matter who you are chances are your partner has probably experienced bigger. Just work what you got homie!

good advice. I dont know maybe I'm just in the wrong place. Here in california girls are so superficial. They want the full package. or maybe I'm just aiming for chicks out of my league. I dunno.

 

[jenzkc]

This is totally false. I see dumb guys with hot chicks all the time. The smartest guys I know end up with average looking girls at best.

the guys you know must not be as smart as you think they are.

 

[JanJanX]

the guys you know must not be as smart as you think they are.

ok, between a bunch of football quarterbacks and a bunch of c++ programmers, which group is most likely to attract hot chicks? And which group is the smartest?

 

[jenzkc]

ok, between a bunch of football quarterbacks and a bunch of c++ programmers, which group is most likely to attract hot chicks? And which group is the smartest?

just being a c++ programmer doesn't make you smart. if you can't figure that out, that's what makes you dumb.

 

[ShadowCaster]

ok, between a bunch of football quarterbacks and a bunch of c++ programmers, which group is most likely to attract hot chicks? And which group is the smartest?

Of course the programmers, because they are in Ferrari's.

 

[Jeeta]

can we get some girls advice in here plz? You guys are telling me things that I already know. I know I need to hit the gym, but how do I get my tool bigger though? Have you guys tried penile extenders? Do they work? I always feel uncomfortable taking my pants off, even if it's a girl I paid for. lol even a chinese girl said I was very small, fuck.

Ya so, this is a gay webmaster forum, my name is Johnathan how can I be of assistance today?

 

[danke]

good advice. I dont know maybe I'm just in the wrong place. Here in california girls are so superficial. They want the full package. or maybe I'm just aiming for chicks out of my league. I dunno.

Don't mistake playing out of your league for playing in the wrong league.

You may just be going after the wrong type of women.

 

[Philip P]

 

[JanJanX]

girls are so superficial. Last week-end I went out with a bunch of girls from college (all friends. of course) and I was the only guy. We were sitting at this restaurant and all they were talking about all night was about sex and penis sizes of their last boyfriends. I couldnt believe it. One of them said she cant stand small dicks. Then that same girl asked me about my penis (jokingly). I felt so bad I couldnt say anything, I just blushed. I had to get hammered that night and they had to carry me out and throw me in a taxi. Why dont girls like someone just for being smart and sweet like me? I'm thoughtful and nice. Isnt that enough?