Question for girls here, if there are any

Which one would you go for

  • Athletic guy with a big dick, but broke with no job.

    Votes: 25 48.1%

  • Fat guy with small dick, but wealthy and highly educated.

    Votes: 11 21.2%

  • Skinny guy with average looks and average income.

    Votes: 16 30.8%
  • Total voters
    52
danke said:
How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet

1. Eat less than you do now. I don't know how much you eat, but if you're in America... Eat less.

2. Do 200 situps and crunches a day, it takes five minutes... Really.

3. Do preacher curls, skull crushers, push ups, military presses, and flies. (every other day). Walk and jog on the other days, bring an audiobook if you want to get smart and shit along the way.

4. Go to Amazon and buy the sickest looking shit (clothing and shoes) you can buy, do it once a month.

5. Watch a shit load of stand up, funny is sexy... Confidence is sexy... Funniness brings confidence.

6. Buy light and fresh smelling perfumes (cologne is a place, I'm not calling something I wear cologne). Smelling great is the strongest way to break the ice, because she'll stop you to tell you.

7. Learn about what drinks women like. Learn about what shit most women like.

8. Smile and be happy.

9. Be interested.

10. Be assertive when necessary, don't be pushy, but do push when the timing feels right.

Get a little culture under your belt, listen to shit chicks like (e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)

Art shows are always a hit, so are wine tastings, headliners performing at the improv, and teddy bears. Don't buy roses, that shit's played out, buy novelty teddy bears like from Build-A-Bear. Also stock your fridge with shit women like, chicity3 knew what he was talking about.

Cristal is cheap when you're buying it online. Be sure to tell them that you have Cristal and some movie like "Sweet Home Alabama" on Bluray.

Of Course, make sure your place looks trendy and smells nice at all times.

Surprise her, give random gifts. Facebook is great for this too, study her interests if you can and optimize likewise.

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.
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Eating pussy well = happy wife = happy life
 


JanJanX said:
girls are so superficial. Last week-end I went out with a bunch of girls from college (all friends. of course) and I was the only guy. We were sitting at this restaurant and all they were talking about all night was about sex and penis sizes of their last boyfriends. I couldnt believe it. One of them said she cant stand small dicks. Then that same girl asked me about my penis (jokingly). I felt so bad I couldnt say anything, I just blushed. I had to get hammered that night and they had to carry me out and throw me in a taxi. Why dont girls like someone just for being smart and sweet like me? I'm thoughtful and nice. Isnt that enough?
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No.

Is it enough that a girl is smart and sweet?

You are looking for the sort of unconditional love that a mother has for her son. Chicks you are trying to bang are not like your mom, nor are they supposed to be. Stop mixing that shit up.

Evolution is the algorithm. Game it.
 
Found a picture of OP

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yeah make fun of me all you want. I'm pathetic I know. It's saturday night and you're probably all gonna hit the bars and pick up the hottest chicks and bang them till dawn. That's fine. I'll hit youporn... or youjizz for a change. Maybe I'll crank up one or two more campaigns to make more money thats not gonna buy me good looks or a bigger penis. Thats life. I guess some people have it worse.
 
Go ask your female friends to hook you up with their other friends..

Also, doesn't licking the puss cause mouth cancer.....
 
1. You gotta learn to be the jerk women love. There's a fine balance.

2. A woman can smell desperation a mile away.

3. Your frame of mind key. Don't seek approval from them. Let them seek your approval.

You're a virgin. You're an amateur. That's ok.

You fucked up. You were with a bunch a girls that were talking about sex. In my experience, sex talk usually leads to sex. They wanted you whip your dick out.

Instead you were caught up in your own mind perceiving things that aren't even true. You gotta live in the moment and not let your mind create false illusions.

Good luck kid. Life is good. I'm looking forward to a lay report from you soon.
 
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I meant to spend some time in this thread telling OP to stop being a pussy, but I've been busy getting pussy. Well, the gf from yesterday has left and the next one won't be around for a few more hours, so I'm here to say OP STOP BEING A PUSSY!
 
Let me condense this for you:

Be healthy.
Be confident.
Don't be a douche bag.

danke said:
How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet...
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(e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)
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Yeah bro. Megadeath or NUTHIN!!!!! WUTTT
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I highly doubt there are 18 chicks on WF that voted in this poll (18 votes at the moment). Instead a bunch of gay ass fucks voted for an "Athletic guy with a big dick, but broke with no job."

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well i'd never again fuck an unathletic girl since athletic ones fuck so much better and i assume athletic girls feel the same about athletic guys.
 
yeah you guys wish it was gay votes. You dont want to believe that girls would vote for the muscular guy with a big cock, but its reality folks. Thats the kind of world we live in. Now how can I acquire a big cock? That is the question. Im desperate folks, help me.
 
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