I'm completely fucked by taxes

ILOVENICKICAKES

ILOVENICKICAKES

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So I went to my cpa today, did every single deduction I possibly could without being audited.

Long story short, I owe the IRS just north of $8,000. I ain't got any of that. At all. What options do I have without having to borrow from relatives, etc...?
 


1) file for an extension
2) find dark alley
3) handjobs for $50 a pop
4) ????
5) pay off taxes

also good job on planning ahead and putting away 10-18% of your inet money aside for tax season!
 
I am seriously flipping shit.

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I'm assuming you're trolling.

But if not, and you really have gone as aggressive as you can with your filing, then suck it up and borrow money from your family. Do not ever ever owe money to the IRS.

Suck dick on the street corner if you have to to avoid those vultures.

And then put aside 40-50% of your profit every month - for the rest of your life - to cover the cost of self-employment, schedule c, state tax, obamacare, etc etc.
 
Yeah, fuck jesus. So I'm basically stuck to borrowing from relatives/whatever and paying them off vs filing for an extension?

God!
 
IceToEskimos said:
You must be pretty good at asking for money from your family by now, no?
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I owe a lot more, but thankfully it's not to the IRS. 8K is not even that much money. Go out and find 20 businesses and sell them a $400 SEO package. I got 5 clients like that in less than a week from a posting I made. Seriously, it's not that hard, then just outsource to Fiverr and WF.
 
Hello friend,

Maybe should write Obama for help. Since it year for election maybe he help because need votes for win.

Good luck bro
 
I have *never* asked my family for money except in emergencies. And I always pay them back with 10% interest. And I spend most of my day working/selling some stuff on fiverr, etc...

I really don't want to resort to relatives unless I know I have to. My dad + mom are *nasty* when it comes to money. Look guys, I'm just looking for some advice, can't you put some of your bullshit aside and just give me something constructive?
 
ILOVENICKICAKES said:
So I went to my cpa today, did every single deduction I possibly could without being audited.

Long story short, I owe the IRS just north of $8,000. I ain't got any of that. At all. What options do I have without having to borrow from relatives, etc...?
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http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/155032-tax-time-few-tips.html.

Read that thread. If you made 20-3k less in 2010 then 2011, you should be able to file an extension and pay 100% of your 2010 taxes.

Once again, if this is correct and you've made considerably more money than in 2010, then you can buy yourself until October to makeup the 8k.
 
You can get on a payment plan with IRS, i think its like $100 but you basically pay monthly. The interest is not bad, but the fees are killer so start paying mothafucka
 
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