Join a club/meetup/find friends with friends that are single. Goddamn man, this shit isn't complicated.
I can't get a fucking date lol, what should I god damn do?
- Thread starter ChickenFucker
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SERIOUSLY?
1. Sign up to POF.com ™ The Leading Free Online Dating Site for Singles & Personals
2. Upload pics of you doing stuff that you're passionate about (it'll show through in your pics).
3. Use this headline: "Let's lose faith in gravity"
4. Realize that out of 30 messages you send to women, it's going to be about 1 or 2 back, this is a function of how good looking you are.. and possibly your ethnicity too. White guys get the most responses, Asian guysis like a 100:1 ratio LOL (personal experience but didn't stop me from grindin out them messages).
5. Keep things short and sweet, always leave her wanting more.
Also, if you're in your early 20's, dating will suck. The older you get, the better it becomes.. women hold all the power when they're young. Then the game changes in your late 20's and we start holding all the power going forward.
1. Sign up to POF.com ™ The Leading Free Online Dating Site for Singles & Personals
2. Upload pics of you doing stuff that you're passionate about (it'll show through in your pics).
3. Use this headline: "Let's lose faith in gravity"
4. Realize that out of 30 messages you send to women, it's going to be about 1 or 2 back, this is a function of how good looking you are.. and possibly your ethnicity too. White guys get the most responses, Asian guysis like a 100:1 ratio LOL (personal experience but didn't stop me from grindin out them messages).
5. Keep things short and sweet, always leave her wanting more.
Also, if you're in your early 20's, dating will suck. The older you get, the better it becomes.. women hold all the power when they're young. Then the game changes in your late 20's and we start holding all the power going forward.
ChickenFucker, check out this forum.
fasterseduction.com.
Some sick knowledge in there and it's currently active.
fasterseduction.com.
Some sick knowledge in there and it's currently active.
Tubarao's Fuck Buddy Rules:
1. Only see your FB a maximum of once a week. If you break this rule, She Is Your Girlfriend.
2. Never call your FB except for sex.
3. Never spend the night with your FB. Even if she begs, or you're drunk and exhausted.
4. Never answer personal questions. She's not your GF; it's none of her business.
5. Never talk about the other women you're fucking.
6. Hanging out with your FB is ok, BUT:
---a. No PDA (Public Displays of Affection)
---b. Never be the one to call to hang out
---c. Cancel on her half the time (Don't flake, that's rude)
---d. Don't hook up with other chicks in front of her. Flirting is OK
---e. Don't go on "dates" with your FB (ie. dinner, movies, etc.)
7. Don't be ambiguous about your relationship. Be up-front and honest. Lying to a girl for the sake of sex is what AFCs do.
8. If she asks for monogamy, LJBF her (Don't "break up" with her; you can only break up with a GF). Don't try to convince her to stay as your FB. If she's fallen for you, then the longer you keep fucking her, the worse it'll end (unless you honestly don't care about hurting her, suffering through a ton of drama, and destroying any chance of staying friends with her and her social circle, further ruining your chance of hooking up with her hot friends). If you're not willing to LJBF her, then you're suffering from one-itis.
9. Fuck your FB well and hard. Since your whole relationship is based on sex, it better be fantastic. Don't be selfish in bed. Make her addicted to fucking you. Make her be the one texting you in the middle of the night to tell you how much she wants your cock inside of her.
The following I'll list as suggestions, rather than rules, although I personally follow them as best I can.
10. Have something during sex that you always hold back. For example, I rarely cum when I fuck my FBs. They notice, and it drives them nuts.
11. Make her do things for you. Make her buy condoms, tell her to have beer when you come over, have her cook dinner for you, tell her what to wear, tell her to meet you at the door naked, tell her to eat your dick while you eat the meal she made you, etc.
Please discuss.
~Tubarao
1. Only see your FB a maximum of once a week. If you break this rule, She Is Your Girlfriend.
2. Never call your FB except for sex.
3. Never spend the night with your FB. Even if she begs, or you're drunk and exhausted.
4. Never answer personal questions. She's not your GF; it's none of her business.
5. Never talk about the other women you're fucking.
6. Hanging out with your FB is ok, BUT:
---a. No PDA (Public Displays of Affection)
---b. Never be the one to call to hang out
---c. Cancel on her half the time (Don't flake, that's rude)
---d. Don't hook up with other chicks in front of her. Flirting is OK
---e. Don't go on "dates" with your FB (ie. dinner, movies, etc.)
7. Don't be ambiguous about your relationship. Be up-front and honest. Lying to a girl for the sake of sex is what AFCs do.
8. If she asks for monogamy, LJBF her (Don't "break up" with her; you can only break up with a GF). Don't try to convince her to stay as your FB. If she's fallen for you, then the longer you keep fucking her, the worse it'll end (unless you honestly don't care about hurting her, suffering through a ton of drama, and destroying any chance of staying friends with her and her social circle, further ruining your chance of hooking up with her hot friends). If you're not willing to LJBF her, then you're suffering from one-itis.
9. Fuck your FB well and hard. Since your whole relationship is based on sex, it better be fantastic. Don't be selfish in bed. Make her addicted to fucking you. Make her be the one texting you in the middle of the night to tell you how much she wants your cock inside of her.
The following I'll list as suggestions, rather than rules, although I personally follow them as best I can.
10. Have something during sex that you always hold back. For example, I rarely cum when I fuck my FBs. They notice, and it drives them nuts.
11. Make her do things for you. Make her buy condoms, tell her to have beer when you come over, have her cook dinner for you, tell her what to wear, tell her to meet you at the door naked, tell her to eat your dick while you eat the meal she made you, etc.
Please discuss.
~Tubarao
The forum is full of mental retards. Check the poster named 'stelar' there, he's legit and that why he got banned because retards are hurt in feelings.
You remind me of myself, make good money, great physique, decent looking, interesting hobbies. My issue has always been that I didn't realise that I actually am fucking awesome. Being a nice guy is your first mistake - you need to get that wussy shit out of your head and become more masculine.
Forget the vast majority of the PUA community, it's full of gurus - much like in internet marketing. You sound like you have some inner game issues to deal with. A couple of products that really helped me were:
No More Mr. Nice Guy by Dr. Robert Glover
Deep Inner Game by David DeAngelo & Dr. Paul Dobransky
Body Language by David DeAngelo
Demonic Confidence by Lucas West
These blew my fucking mind. If you need a hand sourcing these, PM me.
Checkout meetup.com and get into some groups with similar aged people, you'll meet heaps of people that way. Find a No More Mr Nice Guy meetup group or other men's group where you are required to be completely honest with your failures and shortcomings as a man, that is also very beneficial.
Another thing to do - and I am making an assumption here - stop masturbating, stop looking at porn. Check out yourbrainonporn.com. I've gone 18 days without porn or masturbation and it has forced me to leave my house to seek sexual gratification. Who would have thought? Quitting masturbation and porn has increased my desire to meet women, given me motivation, significantly increased my lifts at the gym, given me more energy... I cannot begin to explain the positives of giving up masturbation and instant gratification in general.
Anyway dude, if you need someone to talk to, or if you read Glover's book and need a "safe" person, I'm more than happy to talk to you.
Forget the vast majority of the PUA community, it's full of gurus - much like in internet marketing. You sound like you have some inner game issues to deal with. A couple of products that really helped me were:
No More Mr. Nice Guy by Dr. Robert Glover
Deep Inner Game by David DeAngelo & Dr. Paul Dobransky
Body Language by David DeAngelo
Demonic Confidence by Lucas West
These blew my fucking mind. If you need a hand sourcing these, PM me.
Checkout meetup.com and get into some groups with similar aged people, you'll meet heaps of people that way. Find a No More Mr Nice Guy meetup group or other men's group where you are required to be completely honest with your failures and shortcomings as a man, that is also very beneficial.
Another thing to do - and I am making an assumption here - stop masturbating, stop looking at porn. Check out yourbrainonporn.com. I've gone 18 days without porn or masturbation and it has forced me to leave my house to seek sexual gratification. Who would have thought? Quitting masturbation and porn has increased my desire to meet women, given me motivation, significantly increased my lifts at the gym, given me more energy... I cannot begin to explain the positives of giving up masturbation and instant gratification in general.
Anyway dude, if you need someone to talk to, or if you read Glover's book and need a "safe" person, I'm more than happy to talk to you.
For the sake of humanity, don't fucking do this. Don't get a woman who is a project. Here are a couple of excerpts from Glover's book in regards to this, which is precisely why you should read it:
Don't seek validation from women, seek it in yourself.
Lol, I got "warned" due to telling a rambling idiot girl "boobs or stfu" when she started a thread unrelated to anything involving game. Some of the advanced posters are pretty sharp though.
I'm not sure a picture of OP with his trousers round his knees, furiously pummelling his raw and blistered penis to a giant video screen showing Googlehammer will have the desired affect, Ben.
I've been in a serious relationship or married since myspace and facebook...but I couldn't imagine ANYONE not getting laid with something like this. I'd give anything to of had something like facebook when I was single.
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One time I went camping in Crimea with a large number of Ukrainians. I was only there for a week but the campsite was a month long thing. Due to the number of people, the toilet set up was that the guy in charge would dig a deep hole and place over it some boards with a hole in the middle, with supports holding up tarps around you. Honestly, it was a great setup. Every week, the hole would fill partway with poop and he'd move the toilet to a new hole.
Honestly, it was a pretty good setup, once you got used to the concept of squatty-potties, which are pretty common in East Europe anyway.
Oh, and once you got used to the bugs. Bees and flies both love poop, it turns out, so the best time to poop was at night when they're asleep. However, even at night when it's dark you still need to use your flashlight to find the hole, so as to avoid defecating on the boards.
And that's when you'd see the maggots, crawling along the pile of poop. And after you pooped, you could watch them begin to digest your own excrement. It was simultaneously disgusting and fascinating; very circle of life.
Oh, and it smelled like shit, unsurprisingly. Needless to say, if you only had to pee, you went in the bushes somewhere away from camp but not near the outhouse either.
On a related note, we bathed in the Black Sea every day and sometimes, when the tide did the right thing, we got to fling little harmless jellyfish at each other, like a bizarre marine interpretation of the traditional wintertime snowball fight.
Honestly, it was a pretty good setup, once you got used to the concept of squatty-potties, which are pretty common in East Europe anyway.
Oh, and once you got used to the bugs. Bees and flies both love poop, it turns out, so the best time to poop was at night when they're asleep. However, even at night when it's dark you still need to use your flashlight to find the hole, so as to avoid defecating on the boards.
And that's when you'd see the maggots, crawling along the pile of poop. And after you pooped, you could watch them begin to digest your own excrement. It was simultaneously disgusting and fascinating; very circle of life.
Oh, and it smelled like shit, unsurprisingly. Needless to say, if you only had to pee, you went in the bushes somewhere away from camp but not near the outhouse either.
On a related note, we bathed in the Black Sea every day and sometimes, when the tide did the right thing, we got to fling little harmless jellyfish at each other, like a bizarre marine interpretation of the traditional wintertime snowball fight.