Back in the 20th, the surest sign of a baller was someone living like Ryan Eagle in a 52-Bedroom mansion with no less than 20 personal items on your person made entirely out of gold...
However the turbulent times we face today are setting a whole new standard for balling: Allow me to present to you the new way to properly 'ball,' with a buy-in of about $1 million for a tiny, 900 sqare foot pad;
The Survival Condo.
This is a fully renovated, cold-war era ICBM stack made into luxury condos. It is the ultimate in off-grid, post-apocalyptic living, designed to be hit with a nuclear attack and still prosper!
The news today is that the first Survival condo, right here in Kansas, is now sold out, officially filled to capacity, with the smallest unit costing $1 million dollars. They claim that it will be complete in the Fall of this year.
How many are there? At least 72 of these 1960's Atlas F launch silos exist, spread across US territory. This one is the first to fill up but seeing the profitability of selling something like 16 of these $1 million units in each bunker, the rest are sure to follow!
Featuring amenities like multiple green energy generators (Solar and Wind)
Top-rate security:
A fully automatic hydroponics farm designed to feed 70 people INDEFINITELY:
And now that I think about it, $1 Million for a lifetime all-you-can-eat Tilapia and vegetable buffet isn't a bad price!
A Swanky pool deck:
Beautiful, rich interiors:
...It's easy to see why Ballers like us are going to want to fill these things up. :thumbsup:
However the turbulent times we face today are setting a whole new standard for balling: Allow me to present to you the new way to properly 'ball,' with a buy-in of about $1 million for a tiny, 900 sqare foot pad;
The Survival Condo.
This is a fully renovated, cold-war era ICBM stack made into luxury condos. It is the ultimate in off-grid, post-apocalyptic living, designed to be hit with a nuclear attack and still prosper!
The news today is that the first Survival condo, right here in Kansas, is now sold out, officially filled to capacity, with the smallest unit costing $1 million dollars. They claim that it will be complete in the Fall of this year.
How many are there? At least 72 of these 1960's Atlas F launch silos exist, spread across US territory. This one is the first to fill up but seeing the profitability of selling something like 16 of these $1 million units in each bunker, the rest are sure to follow!
Featuring amenities like multiple green energy generators (Solar and Wind)
Top-rate security:
A fully automatic hydroponics farm designed to feed 70 people INDEFINITELY:
And now that I think about it, $1 Million for a lifetime all-you-can-eat Tilapia and vegetable buffet isn't a bad price!
A Swanky pool deck:
Beautiful, rich interiors:
...It's easy to see why Ballers like us are going to want to fill these things up. :thumbsup:
