21st Century American Ballin'

lukep

He Hath Arisen
Sep 18, 2010
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Back in the 20th, the surest sign of a baller was someone living like Ryan Eagle in a 52-Bedroom mansion with no less than 20 personal items on your person made entirely out of gold...

However the turbulent times we face today are setting a whole new standard for balling: Allow me to present to you the new way to properly 'ball,' with a buy-in of about $1 million for a tiny, 900 sqare foot pad;

The Survival Condo
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This is a fully renovated, cold-war era ICBM stack made into luxury condos. It is the ultimate in off-grid, post-apocalyptic living, designed to be hit with a nuclear attack and still prosper!

The news today is that the first Survival condo, right here in Kansas, is now sold out, officially filled to capacity, with the smallest unit costing $1 million dollars. They claim that it will be complete in the Fall of this year.

How many are there? At least 72 of these 1960's Atlas F launch silos exist, spread across US territory. This one is the first to fill up but seeing the profitability of selling something like 16 of these $1 million units in each bunker, the rest are sure to follow!

Featuring amenities like multiple green energy generators (Solar and Wind)


Top-rate security:
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A fully automatic hydroponics farm designed to feed 70 people INDEFINITELY:
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And now that I think about it, $1 Million for a lifetime all-you-can-eat Tilapia and vegetable buffet isn't a bad price!


A Swanky pool deck:
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Beautiful, rich interiors:
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...It's easy to see why Ballers like us are going to want to fill these things up. :thumbsup:
 


Oh, perhaps for now... But as the 72 silos all fill up those prices are going to skyrocket... It could cost half a Billion to get into one at the rate things are going with the economy...

If it's just 500 million a real baller will be able to gold plate that bitch
 
Been watching this project for a while now. I designed something similar when I was 12, excited to see how it turns out.
 
no windows would be pretty depressing
Actually they said something on the site about windows with facades in each condo that look like realistic scenery... Kinda like the pool deck photo above.

Anyway, if you ever HAVE to use one of these things, a nice view is going to be the least of your worries...
 
Cool, but pretty useless, unless you live there all the time, because after a nuke goes off it'll probably be locked down and you won't be able to get in there anyway..
 
I read somewhere that the elite ballers are putting their homes underground now because they want the haters to stop hatin. Out of sight, out of mind.