I'm trying to get laid tonight, need advice

[ChickenFucker]

I can get girls, but never ones that want to get laid right there and then. It usually takes 3-4 dates before any heat builds up. I'm trying to pick up a chick tonight.

My choices are:

1. College bars (plenty of girls but stuck up)
2. Downtown area (sluts/aids)
3. College parties (UGH!)

Which would be my best bet? I need advice like right now because I'm leaving in 6 minutes.

 

[BNR34]

4 minutes to go

 

[Big Joe]

Girls with AIDS are guaranteed to put out plus you already have them!!

 

[BNR34]

Should have left by now

 

[AllBizNiz]

Your best bet is to walk into your bathroom and rub one out.

 

[than_west]

"right there and then"
"takes 3-4 dates"
lol
7/10

 

[jacky8]

Fap

..

 

[Big Joe]

Your best bet is to walk into your bathroom and rub one out.

I think he's part of that whole "IM NOT GOING TO MASTURBATE FOR 30 DAYS" crowd.

 

[Hav3n]

 

[Moxie]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LPUDOISxbY&]Hey Suzy - YouTube[/ame]

 

[eVandals]

Nightclub, one where you would have to pay $20+ to enter. I think the female mentality is that they've paid some premium to get in, "tonight's gonna be a good night" bullshit sets in their heads and it's okay to go home with some random dude because it was a "special" or "crazy" night. Just go up and start dancing on them and you will find out if they are into you sexually, which is all that really matters for a one night stand. There is no absence of the possibility they have an std and you will probably have a feel of self-loathing when you wake up wondering who the fuck is next to you.

 

[Vhaeos]

How to fuck a chicken:
A Nice Young Man for Christmas

 

[JarredLv]

My choices are:

1. College bars (plenty of girls but stuck up)
2. Downtown area (sluts/aids)
3. College parties (UGH!)
4. Family (preferred option)

Fixed

 

[Otinsdale]

just go to an egg farmer. they already have the chickens in cages ready to go!

 

[Tobias Funke]

Hey Suzy - YouTube

Dude, you got tickets to his next show? It's going to be Boss!

 

[Fiver]

Go to Applebees.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u17vCX9koaI"]Hall Pass #3 Movie CLIP - Cruising for Babes at Applebee's (2011) HD - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Konkorps]

Just don't introduce yourself as ChickenFucker and you should be good.

 

[kelhalla2]

YourLoserTown>Manila.
done. fixed that for you

 

[amateursurgeon]

Asking Wickedfire how to get laid is like walking into a Mosque and asking where the best place to get steaming drunk is.

 

[dmnEPC]

Stop askin and start tellin U don't ask a bitch for sex u tell her your goin to fuck her stupid. If that don't work ruffies and chloroform are your new friends