I usually grab some expensive watches and smash them in front of poor people.
Hope you tell them price and show them bill of those watches before smashing ... otherwise what is the point ... lollzzz
I go outside and see if I can get some women back to my place. If not maybe get a few phone numbers, at the least work on my street game.
This isn't really a viable 5 minute alternative unless you live in a central area though.
I usually grab some expensive watches and smash them in front of poor people.