I'm looking to do a bank job

pewep

pewep

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I'm trying to do a bank job and need some tips/advise/references. For the record I've done hard time in jail before.
 


rusvik said:
Miss your boyfriend in jail I take it?
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Huh? What the fuck are you talking about? I said I wanted to get a BANK JOB like a teller or associate manager or something and needed a little advise on how to apply. I'm fucking tired of being treated as a 2nd class citizen just because I'm black. We're not all criminals you racist cunt. In case you didn't notice, the best president we've had in the last 20+ years is a black man.
 
Bank jobs are so 1980s, the way to get mad cash now is to work for the bank:

1. Get job at bank
2. Spend all bank's money giving loans to broke people. Get bonus for writing so much new business.
3. Demand bailout from government because nobody can pay your loans back
4. Get bailout, pay more bonuses.

Much more lucrative than robbing one.
 
amateursurgeon said:
Bank jobs are so 1980s, the way to get mad cash now is to work for the bank:

1. Get job at bank
2. Spend all bank's money giving loans to broke people. Get bonus for writing so much new business.
3. Demand bailout from government because nobody can pay your loans back
4. Get bailout, pay more bonuses.

Much more lucrative than robbing one.
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I never said I wanted to rob one or anybody! Damn man I expected better than to be automatically treated like this just because my skin is slightly darker than yours. What's going on in this world or did I suddenly jump back to the 1960s?
 
pewep said:
In case you didn't notice, the best president we've had in the last 20+ years is a black man.
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I heard he's a communist, socialist, hippie loving Kenyan-Hawaiian, who loves killing Pakistanis with drones, who is hell bent on the destruction of America, was trained for the jihad is Indonesia, and is now secretly a Muslim who is going to convert all of the US to Sharia Law.
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
I heard he's a communist, socialist, hippie loving Kenyan-Hawaiian, who loves killing Pakistanis with drones, who is hell bent on the destruction of America, was trained for the jihad is Indonesia, and is now secretly a Muslim who is going to convert all of the US to Sharia Law.
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You should probably stop wasting your hard earned $7.50/hr on the national enquirer bro.
 
but on a serious note, bank job salaries have gone down significantly since that crisis some people might have heard about. nowadays theyre barely worth the effort.
 
There's usually a low turnover rate for bank janitors so its tough to get a break. I would Sling Blade my shit up for the interviews.
 
I am lol, server won't be finished for another 3-4 hours. I've done all the prep work for my next campaign, all's good in the hood homie.
 
Instead of getting that bank job, write an ebook with me. Before losing my money I generated a 300% ROI so this shit will be a clickbank bestseller. ($5 -> $15 :D)
 
pewep said:
I never said I wanted to rob one or anybody! Damn man I expected better than to be automatically treated like this just because my skin is slightly darker than yours. What's going on in this world or did I suddenly jump back to the 1960s?
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I never said you wanted to rob anybody either, pewep. I was merely making an ascerbic (if unoriginal) piece of social commentary about the real criminals being the one working for the banks.

You're the one who brought up you wanting to rob someone. Geez man, what's with the paranoia bro? You got a guilty conscience or something?
 
TheCheesePolice said:
Instead of getting that bank job, write an ebook with me. Before losing my money I generated a 300% ROI so this shit will be a clickbank bestseller. ($5 -> $15 :D)
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Lol nice man, pm me and i'll push it for ya. Kind of have my hands full with a few campaigns right now.
 
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