I just took a shit and I'm out of baby wipes

[wayn3]

You shower daily?

not just once

 

[Ben89]

I take a shower every time I shit.

 

[dmnEPC]

I take a shower every time I shit.

Do you do the laundry b4 or after the shower.

 

[rusvik]

Fuck babywipes. As usual the Asians have it right:

Or the peasent version:

 

[marketer77]

I use them for getting the eye junk of my Cat, now I will try wiping my ass with them after I do that . . .

 

[JohnCJackson]

Wet toilet paper made by all the major toilet paper companies and available in the toilet paper section of every grocery and general store in the U.S. With all kinds of fancy tubs and refills. Or get Amazon autoship- never run out.

 

[thelorax]

The olde peasant shit spigot.

 

[Tobias Funke]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3G1cwqYkO4"]Flowbee instructional tape - YouTube[/ame]

 

[skohh]

hahaha! ROFL!
you bad.
but uhmmm, i use baby wipes at times, too.
haha :evil_laughter:

To wash out your vagina?

 

[Wicked Ice]

Thanks for the baby wipes tips, I am starting to like it. I just took a shit.

 

[alitomari]

Yup you take a shit and its a mess, sometimes its just better to hop in the shower

 

[IPfreely80]

Try these, you're going to love them

 

[pfgannon]

Flowbee instructional tape - YouTube

BY CINCO!

 

[shawnhag]

i have a small refrigerator in my bathroom where i keep my baby wipes chilled, that way it is a very cool wiping sensation.


actually i dont but i wish i did

 

[pinchyfingers]

There's a lot of people working on eco-friendly, peasant toilets. Too bad they aren't using their creativity for something useful, like opening up new possibilities for the super-luxury crapping experience.

Inventing a Toilet for the 21st Century

 

[boatBurner]

Baby wipes, all day. I have to space them out though for longevity, so the first 2-3 wipes = baby wipe land, followed by toilet paper. By that point, you've got a moist little balloon knot making the toilet paper a bit more friendly.

in b4 peasant life

they also work great for field showers! if you haven't taken one, you haven't lived. When I was a boot on my first pump, I had my Corporal warn me that our cornhole was prone to all kinds of diseases, and to wipe at least once a week with toilet paper with hand sanitizer on it.

I tried this just the once.

 

[Garrett]

 

[Big Mike75]

Helluva thread, you'd be surprised how many people don't wipe their ass properly(TP only)...

The Formula:

2-3 Toilet paper wipes, push up a bit to get all the debris out
2-3 Baby wipes for buff and wax
Shower, and the extended shower head on direct spray in the shooter to finish it off.

=Asshole clean as whistle!

 

[wickedDUDE]

Helluva thread, you'd be surprised how many people don't wipe their ass properly(TP only)...

^ how do you know this?

 

[Jizzlobber]

I use actual babies.