Baby wipes, all day. I have to space them out though for longevity, so the first 2-3 wipes = baby wipe land, followed by toilet paper. By that point, you've got a moist little balloon knot making the toilet paper a bit more friendly.
in b4 peasant life
they also work great for field showers! if you haven't taken one, you haven't lived. When I was a boot on my first pump, I had my Corporal warn me that our cornhole was prone to all kinds of diseases, and to wipe at least once a week with toilet paper with hand sanitizer on it.
I tried this just the once.