All of you with kids know this...
When your kids are at school, asleep, out of the room: parents steal their candy.
and eat it
I AM SO FUCKING WIRED ON MY KIDS CANDY RIGHT NOW!!!
Can barely think straight. Just want to run around and make weird noises.
I know the crash is coming. I just hope I'm sitting on the couch watching TV or something.
I've been driving my wife batshit crazy all day.
It's just sugar for crissakes, but I feel like I've mainlined a speedball. (never actually done that, but I imagine this is what it would feel like)
Not fucking pleasant.
Fuck you M&M's. Fuck you Halloween. Fuck you candy.
Fuck.
Titties
When your kids are at school, asleep, out of the room: parents steal their candy.
and eat it
I AM SO FUCKING WIRED ON MY KIDS CANDY RIGHT NOW!!!
Can barely think straight. Just want to run around and make weird noises.
I know the crash is coming. I just hope I'm sitting on the couch watching TV or something.
I've been driving my wife batshit crazy all day.
It's just sugar for crissakes, but I feel like I've mainlined a speedball. (never actually done that, but I imagine this is what it would feel like)
Not fucking pleasant.
Fuck you M&M's. Fuck you Halloween. Fuck you candy.
Fuck.
Titties
