FUCK YOU HALLOWEEN!!!

Mike

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All of you with kids know this...

When your kids are at school, asleep, out of the room: parents steal their candy.

and eat it

I AM SO FUCKING WIRED ON MY KIDS CANDY RIGHT NOW!!!

Can barely think straight. Just want to run around and make weird noises.

I know the crash is coming. I just hope I'm sitting on the couch watching TV or something.

I've been driving my wife batshit crazy all day.

It's just sugar for crissakes, but I feel like I've mainlined a speedball. (never actually done that, but I imagine this is what it would feel like)

Not fucking pleasant.

Fuck you M&M's. Fuck you Halloween. Fuck you candy.

Fuck.


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All of you with kids know this...

When your kids are at school, asleep, out of the room: parents steal their candy.


SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! I always knew my Reese's cups were dwindling by the day, but could never figure out why. Those thieving bastards.