GF inherits $33.6K - Need advice on how best to invest etc

US military companies (for the foreseeable future), as well as companies specializing in products for crowd control, and detention.

Alliant Techsystems Inc. (NYSE: ATK) Everyone needs bullets.

I've been riding them up for the past year and Credit Suisse just upped their price target to $148

But 30k isn't much... Divide it up and put it in some in some risky etfs, stock index funds, gold, bitcoins and leave it.
 


Wait for Bank of America to get above $15.50 and snag up all the shares you can. Enjoy the trip to $20 from there.
 
Op here's the Best advice of the whole thread (and I didn't even have to read any of the responses to know this): Stay out of her finances and for Fuck's sake keep her outta yours.
 
Op here's the Best advice of the whole thread (and I didn't even have to read any of the responses to know this): Stay out of her finances and for Fuck's sake keep her outta yours.

Yes I adopted this strategy in a post-coital conversation about her money this morning. It wasn't easy saying I didn't want to be responsible for her losing her cash. while her tits were resting against me.

I think an Italian amber doll factory is the way forward - 'Monica doll' or 'melita doll'.
 
I'll put it like this, last night when BTC went down to 370 - I put 9250K in for 25BTC... Now BTC is at 436.50 and still rising...

I say get on the boat now before it's too late
 
Alliant Techsystems Inc. (NYSE: ATK) Everyone needs bullets.

I've been riding them up for the past year and Credit Suisse just upped their price target to $148

But 30k isn't much... Divide it up and put it in some in some risky etfs, stock index funds, gold, bitcoins and leave it.

lol. sigtatstic.
 
We have made $25k mining (with $5k investment) some new form of coins (won't reveal openly here) and are currently looking for someone to help us increase the mining as we don't want to sell off our coins!

Rises for that specific coin are increasing heavily (from $4.50 2 days ago to $10 today).

If you want to do this contact me ASAP (I mean ASAP because time's running out and this opportunity is fading away) - send me a PM with your contact info.

And no I am not a scammer - I can show all the proof you need to really show you that this is the opportunity you are searching for.
 
... It wasn't easy saying I didn't want to be responsible for her losing her cash. while her tits were resting against me.

I think an Italian amber doll factory is the way forward - 'Monica doll' or 'melita doll'.

Had be easier than trying to explain what bitcoins are to All of her male relatives.
 
"Hello I am an ex airline pilot and I am looking for an investor to help me sell coffee to the world,."

I would look that guy up.
 
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Invest it all in bitcoin. If she really needs the cash, just withdraw it 2 days later and the value will have doubled.

IMO investing in something "safe" would be a complete waste, because the fact that you're looking for investment opportunities already shows that you don't need the money for anything else. You already have income streams and your usual investments, so might as well throw it into something riskier.
 
Jeezus; This is my first post in the thread and already 20 different mentions of bitcoin came before me.

Times, they are a changing!

Contrary to popular belief, I do NOT suggest it all gets sunk into bitcoin. All wise investments are diversified.

The USD, Euro, & Yen are totally fucked, so stay away from things that are touched by those three currencies and their direct markets.

How about a 3 way split between bitcoin, gold, & silver? If you know of any sound investments in rising markets like BRICS countries, Chile, or SE Asia, then you might want to consider up to a 3rd of the portfolio in that too... Just as long as you sink a couple thou into bitcoin you'll be happy with those returns later.

#Protip: Monday and Tuesday USSA legislators will be holding hearings on bitcoin, including the DHS, Fincen, and lots of other scary departments. If you're going to buy some, watch those hearings and be ready to pounce on the news... Immediately if these hearings have positive results, or better yet, at the bottom if they have negative outcomes. (like a draconian-sounding new department for virtual currencies being formed.)

Either way though, the Chinese are the new carriers of the bitcoin baton, so no matter how bad the news gets, the price will eventually rise even more because those investors would LOVE to see the USSA restrict bitcoin from it's people more.
 
#Protip: Monday and Tuesday USSA legislators will be holding hearings on bitcoin, including the DHS, Fincen, and lots of other scary departments. If you're going to buy some, watch those hearings and be ready to pounce on the news... Immediately if these hearings have positive results, or better yet, at the bottom if they have negative outcomes. (like a draconian-sounding new department for virtual currencies being formed.)

This is exactly what I have planned for Mon/Tues. Do you know if there will be live broadcasts of the hearings/outcomes, and if so where?
 
This is exactly what I have planned for Mon/Tues. Do you know if there will be live broadcasts of the hearings/outcomes, and if so where?
I haven't heard of a broadcast, but Coindesk will have someone covering every last bit of it; I'd bet they'll be tweeting the whole time.
 
Private prison stock has been solid for more than a decade here in the US.

We lock up a lot of people and pay companies to finance, build, and lease back to the US what it takes to house them, mentally treat them, monitor their urine, and so on which are services that make a lot of money.

I like this one: (LOOK AT 10+ YEAR RETURNS) The GEO Group Inc. - Investor Relations - Investor Relations Home

The GEO Group (NYSE: GEO) is the world’s leading provider in the delivery of diversified correctional, detention, and residential treatment services to government agencies around the globe.

These services include:
-Correctional Facilities
-Detention Centers
-Mental Health Services Facilities
-Community Re-entry Programs
-Youth Rehabilitation Services
-Electronic Monitoring Services
-Facility Design
-Infrastructure Financing
-Turnkey Construction
-Other Government Services

We design, construct, finance and manage jails, state and federal prisons, immigration and detention centers, and special-purpose institutions, including those focused on education, substance abuse treatment, counseling, work programs, and community corrections services. We develop and manage medical and mental health rehabilitation facilities and services, and we deliver various other services such as secure prisoner escort, court and immigration custody services, community re-entry programs, electronic monitoring services, and facility maintenance services.

They have their hands in it all. Any kid who gets caught with a joint has to go to some bullshit treatment class and gets urine tested for 1-3 years in some parts of the country for a single joint.

Look at the 10-15 year growth of the company, it's rock solid....
 
A bunch of Wannabe anarcho capitalists invest in prison stock because it's doing well, then laugh at everyone for being spineless dicks without principles.