New Year Resolutions?

[wezcountry]

It's almost that time of the year again. I think new year resolutions are helpful, if you write them down and look at them regularly.

So ...

Three people slipped off my xmas card list in 2013 for various reasons so I'm going to put more effort into keeping in touch with people.

Have a plan for being a better son in 2014 - my old mum was pretty fucking useless as a mother figure but meh she's still my mum

I'm going to continue filtering 99% of the news.

Will further ration the online distractions such as random youtube surfing (I waste so much time doing that ...).

Going to add another yoga session per week in March (next payment time).

Thinking about an income goal.

Anyone else have any?

 

[productionhead]

To become a 8 figga nigga

 

[Suspect Device]

Dunno. I guess drink less?

 

[jeffrey]

Improve my life?

 

[barman]

Continue my quest of being less of a fat ass. So far, so good.

 

[jacky8]

No resolutions. Just have to keep going

 

[christopherim]

Same as every other year, stop smoking and make more money.

 

[medicalhumor]

This is the year I finally make a website. This time I mean it.

 

[BabyGotBacklink]

Either need to drink less or more, haven't decided yet.

 

[vikingred]

fap more, eat less.

 

[Incantation]

Google...

...I'm just getting warmed up.

This is Von Clausewitz shit-total fucking war.

I'm gonna pull the whole thing down.

I'm gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased, corrupt temple down on your head.

It's gonna be biblical.

 

[Pheasant]

My new years resolution is to participate in consensual penetrative sex with an adult human female. Wish me luck bros.

 

[stamp]

Become a 3 figga nigga

 

[thehobbster]

My goals for 2014 are as follows:

1. Offload my My Little Pony unboxed figurine collection on eBay (valued at $500).
2. See if my psyche can withstand 900mg of DMT intravenously in my ocular fluid.
3. Finish off my 4th mason jar. 1st jar should be solidified by August. If so, shatter 1st jar and enjoy my first slice of jelly cake.
4. Participate in consensual penetrative copulation with an adult female dolphin.
5. Upgrade to the new 16-core, 64GB Ram, 1TB SSD Mac Pro.
6. Launch the industry's first and finest construction cone lead gen. Possibly launch a line of customized cones on Etsy if time allows.
7. Launch ConeCoin and insist that the terminology be changed from "mining" to "spelunking."
8. Run my first 0.5k
9. Feed my cat some tapeworm medicine.

 

[jeffrey]

My goals for 2014 are as follows:

1. Offload my My Little Pony unboxed figurine collection on eBay (valued at $500).
2. See if my psyche can withstand 900mg of DMT intravenously in my ocular fluid.
3. Finish off my 4th mason jar. 1st jar should be solidified by August. If so, shatter 1st jar and enjoy my first slice of jelly cake.
4. Participate in consensual penetrative copulation with an adult female dolphin.
5. Upgrade to the new 16-core, 64GB Ram, 1TB SSD Mac Pro.
6. Launch the industry's first and finest construction cone lead gen. Possibly launch a line of customized cones on Etsy if time allows.
7. Launch ConeCoin and insist that the terminology be changed from "mining" to "spelunking."
8. Run my first 0.5k
9. Feed my cat some tapeworm medicine.

PM for my little pony plz. My boyfriend has been dying for one.

 

[efeezy]

My goals for 2014 are as follows:


5. Upgrade to the new 16-core, 64GB Ram, 1TB SSD Mac Pro.

9. Feed my cat some tapeworm medicine.

Is it just me, or do these seem exceedingly lofty?

 

[blank_czech]

I usually start mine in November right around Thanksgiving when things start to wind down for the year. Nothing too specific or worth mentioning. The first week or two of building a new habit is always tricky because you never know what other things you have to replace/adjust to get it to stick.​

 

[Joshi]

 

[EricVonDoobie]

Can't believe it's 2014 already. This year I'm going to be way better at time management.

 

[mattseh]

Improve my core competencies.