I always preferred Shitty Restaurant A over Shitty Restaurant B. I discovered them maybe like 15 years ago in some small KS town I was working in and remembering how much better it was compared to Shitty Restaurant B. They were a little overpriced though and there are better alternatives now too. Shitty Restaurant C, Shitty Restaurant D or Shitty Restaurant E, plus non-shitty restaurants.
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