Quiznos Corp Files for Bankruptcy

I always preferred Shitty Restaurant A over Shitty Restaurant B. I discovered them maybe like 15 years ago in some small KS town I was working in and remembering how much better it was compared to Shitty Restaurant B. They were a little overpriced though and there are better alternatives now too. Shitty Restaurant C, Shitty Restaurant D or Shitty Restaurant E, plus non-shitty restaurants.

ftfy.
 


I discovered I was a flaming little twink phaggot maybe like 15 years ago in some small KS town I was working in, and remembering how much better it was to have throbbing farm-boy man meat stuck up my ass and that rich midwestern meat missile mayo spread over my face brings a quiver and a sigh to my little bitch-lips. They were a little rough though, and there are better alternatives now too.
Re-Fixed.
 
Don't give a fuck. Capriotti's all day err day

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What the fuck is that?
It looks like some Thanksgiving sandwich, but it totally misses the point of Thanksgiving.

You are happy with that? You get the tastes, but don't have to deal with people?

Wow.
 
Subway killed them with cheaper food and better marketing.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJF3mknSTlo"]Subway Five Dollar Footlong commercial - YouTube[/ame]


What gay webmaster can resist a 5 dollar foot long? All it takes is 1 fiverr gig :)
 
In germany, we are invaded by turkey, selling us doener kebab. And - its good. Very good.

Doner kebab - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And its inexpensive. You pay for a big doener, which is a full lunch, around 4 to 4.50 Euro. To compare it: A big mac comes around 3.60 Euro here. And its hand make. Most of them produce their own dips and vegetable - no industrial stuff. The only thing you must be careful in shady shops is the flesh.

The numbers of that little diners selling you kebab is incredible high. You can say that in every town in germany you will find hardly a home where not a kebab shop is not reachable by foot in under 10 minutes. In the last 10 years alot other diners like that followed in the same price range. At my last home i had an indian and a asian diner, selling you full lunches for under 5 Euro too.
 
Did you expect anything less from a gay, neckbeard in his moms basement? Could also be maybe a propensity then.

lulz, we need some don king skills. prohibition. prosciption, & whatnot. who else could fight the ridiculuosly original 'gay kid in the basement' retort?

we gots to bring out the big guns, else be shamed?? oh lawsy.
 
I'm not sure about how it is where you guys live, but everywhere I've lived, the main issue with Quiznos was location. They always had the most ridiculous, off-the-beaten-path real estate.

"Hmmm, I want to eat a sandwich. I could drive off the main road here, back behind the hospital and across from that art gallery, hope to find a parking spot, and get Quiznos, or I could just hit up that Subway right there and be on my way."

Good point. I'm convinced that was one of the main factors of their demise.

Our Quizno's was in this shitty plaza that was buried by huge stores and impossible to see. I literally drove by it 3-4 times a day but always forgot it was there.

Location is so key. Like McD's says, they're in the real estate biz first, food service second.

I'd like to open a Brick & Mortar just for the challenge of it. See if applying what I know will work out. Online projects being twice as profitable and 50x less headaches is enough of a turn off though.
 
I liked a couple of the subs, fucking picky fat bastard webmasters.

WTF @ everyone saying they're too expensive.

It's $15 max for a sub that doesn't taste like dog food (subway). The fuck is the matter with you mother fuckers, you all probably eat McDonalds too, don't you.

I guess none of you have had:
Penn Station
Jersey Mikes
Jimmy Johns
Firehouse Subs

All of the above is not only better tasting, but faster ( especially Jimmy Johns ) and cheaper.
 
Subway killed them with cheaper food and better marketing.

Subway Five Dollar Footlong commercial - YouTube


What gay webmaster can resist a 5 dollar foot long? All it takes is 1 fiverr gig :)


So true. Subway has had some great marketing camps...like the "5 dollar footlong" accompanied by the song that imbeds itself into your brain.

I can't ever remembering any Quiznos commercial.

Plus, Subway positioned itself as "diet food" by using that dorky Jared to sling their sandwiches to others who want to lose weight. For Christ's sake...they fucking sell sandwiches, just like the neighborhood delicatessen, only with shittier meat and bread, and yet people bought it up.
 
I guess none of you have had:
Penn Station
Jersey Mikes
Jimmy Johns
Firehouse Subs

All of the above is not only better tasting, but faster ( especially Jimmy Johns ) and cheaper.

How many subshops does the average American city have? I'd love to go on a sandwich tasting tour of Murika, it seems a more legit art form than most of the actual modern art being called art.

Because here in Vancouver, we have the shitty Subway, and the back-alley-abortion-rental-space Quiznos.
 
I don't even know where a quiznos is around here. I like the idea of sandwich tour, a company here is now doing pot tours, they should tie in a sandwich tour with it.

Subway also added breakfast at a good price point. Not sure what their profit margin is, in high school I worked at pizza shops and it was 10x markup and every welfare payday, football game, etc was guaranteed money.
 
What the fuck is that?
It looks like some Thanksgiving sandwich, but it totally misses the point of Thanksgiving.

You are happy with that? You get the tastes, but don't have to deal with people?

Wow.

They serve that all-year round, silly. They actually roast their turkeys and beef in the store. Any other places have real turkey and roast beef?