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Dimitri needs his own ubercamp. "How to pick up poon, the Greek way"
Only $5000/day and he'll teach you the ENTIRE art of direct dialing women, leaving 4 minute voicemails, and as an added bonus, he'll teach you how to develop an immunity to pepperspray.
That's right, I said immunity. No more getting hit in the eye with the purse gun.
Sign up now and you'll get numbNutz lotion, so when you leave our camp and are repeatedly kicked in the dick, you'll be covered.
ChrisS - the scariest thing about that is that you read the idonelikeyouinthatway (youtube referral url) celebrity blog site. Dont' feel bad, my wife loves that site too.
hahaha look at the youtube link again....either its him in the comments or somebody that is posing as him....god i hope its him....
LOL it gets funny at 3:20 "Maybe you were abused in childhood, maybe your mother has cancer, maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened, has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on medication for that ..."
"You should actually look that up! Passive aggressive"
"You should actually look that up! Passive aggressive"
I found this article too about this fucking guy.
Warning: The article is very long and very, very sad...
From the article:
Dimitri tells the guy that compliments are his best bet if he wants to land her in bed.
He's suddenly authoritative -- the way cops interrogate suspects.
"Smile and go up to a woman and tell her she's beautiful, make up some shit," he says. "I swear, when they start flipping their hair, you know you can hit on them."
You have got to be fucking kidding me. This dude charges $3000 for this sort of shitty advice?
Dimitri tells the guy that compliments are his best bet if he wants to land her in bed.
He's suddenly authoritative -- the way cops interrogate suspects.
"Smile and go up to a woman and tell her she's beautiful, make up some shit," he says. "I swear, when they start flipping their hair, you know you can hit on them."
You have got to be fucking kidding me. This dude charges $3000 for this sort of shitty advice?
He left out the parts about how he later dismembers the bodies and sinks them in a nearby river. That's what you're payin' for.
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