Awesome Voicemail!

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Actually I bet that guy gets laid. A LOT. I'm not joking in the slightest.
 
That was brilliant! And it just kept getting worse and worse (or better and better).

Great choice of photos as well, A modern classic.
 
Actually I bet that guy gets laid. A LOT. I'm not joking in the slightest.


Dimitri needs his own ubercamp. "How to pick up poon, the Greek way"

Only $5000/day and he'll teach you the ENTIRE art of direct dialing women, leaving 4 minute voicemails, and as an added bonus, he'll teach you how to develop an immunity to pepperspray.

That's right, I said immunity. No more getting hit in the eye with the purse gun.

Sign up now and you'll get numbNutz lotion, so when you leave our camp and are repeatedly kicked in the dick, you'll be covered.
 
Haha...Sorry to bust your bubble, Sherlock. But someone sent it to me. :D
 
LOL it gets funny at 3:20 "Maybe you were abused in childhood, maybe your mother has cancer, maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened, has an anxiety disorder, maybe you're on medication for that ..."

"You should actually look that up! Passive aggressive"
 
From the article:

Dimitri tells the guy that compliments are his best bet if he wants to land her in bed.
He's suddenly authoritative -- the way cops interrogate suspects.

"Smile and go up to a woman and tell her she's beautiful, make up some shit," he says. "I swear, when they start flipping their hair, you know you can hit on them."



You have got to be fucking kidding me. This dude charges $3000 for this sort of shitty advice?
 
From the article:

Dimitri tells the guy that compliments are his best bet if he wants to land her in bed.
He's suddenly authoritative -- the way cops interrogate suspects.

"Smile and go up to a woman and tell her she's beautiful, make up some shit," he says. "I swear, when they start flipping their hair, you know you can hit on them."



You have got to be fucking kidding me. This dude charges $3000 for this sort of shitty advice?

He left out the parts about how he later dismembers the bodies and sinks them in a nearby river. That's what you're payin' for.
 
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