my first squeeze page

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So let me see if I got this right...

You are making a squeeze page to get internet marketing newbies to signup, fork over some of their info, so you can sell to them and spam them later, and then they get to download some really bad, common sense filled ebook.

But before you launch your scam empire, you are asking us if you've done it correctly and if we like the look of it. So really, you're not much more than a newbie yourself?

But you're giving advice to other, lower newbies...

I have a better idea, much faster too...

Go to the kitchen, and under the sink there should be a bottle of Bleach. Pour yourself a nice tall glass of the stuff. Maybe add a few ice cubes or sugar for extra zesty flavoring if ya like, and chug, the whole damn thing as fast as you can.

You'd be doing the industry AND society a pretty big favor, and certainly saving the mods here tons of time from deleting your future "offer ends soon" spam ads in a month or two when you label yourself a real GURU at eating out assholes and some marketing too.

Go back to DP you cocksucker. You don't belong here.
I think you take this forum thing too serious, say that face to face and not through ur keyboard and we'll see what would happen
 
Dude,
You're an idiot.
See where it says "Forum Fuhrer"?
That actually means something and it's not just a cute little name he gave himself.
*enter the banhammer*

Jon's not usually the type to ban someone for defending themselves. I'm sure he has plenty of other reasons to ban tardboy though.
 
You need a bit of a better hook...Give something away of extreme value...

You can get some ideas from several different blogs. Just do a google search for Squeeze Page blogs.

Bob
For a Great way to build a responsive list...
 
Tobidotman - just had a quick peek at your main site and it's really got to be said, it needs a bit more work. I'm sorry to say that, at the moment, it screams of 'teenager working out of his shed'. I'm not saying that this is the case, but that's what your site says to me. Just trying to be honest.

Keep in mind that your site gives out your first impression to your prospective clients, and I'm not quite sure that hotlinking to external images is necessarily putting out the right impression. The placement of the image in question, also needs a bit of work.

Just because a prospective client may need to outsource their web design to you, doesn't mean to say that they will be clueless to such things.

Your portfolio seems to only include three examples of logo design, and none for web design. Chat to some local businesses and do free websites for them. Charge them for hosting if you want, but do their site for free. Having a link to a portfolio, and having no work there, tends to make any 'buying' decision too high in risk for the prospective client.

Your installation and use of Joomla is very 'default', and tends to demonstrate that you are constrained by the use of the platform. Using a pre-existing template makes you seem more of a template hacker than a serious website designer. I would hope that your plan is not to just design a custom header for a templated Joomla installation for every web design client. If your skills are in any way restricted to graphic design, then you seriously need to team up with a coder to make your whole business work. Outsource.

Google ads - there's a time and place for them, and it isn't here. Go and have a look at some reputable web design companies, and you'll find that they don't need to run Google ads on their sites. Why? Because they're good at what they do and they don't need to. They have a steady stream of clients clammering for their services. You need to give this impression too.

Suppose the main thing is that you're actually doing something, which puts you far ahead of quite a handful of people.

:R:


p.s. That fucking Jon double-posting again!! Anyone would think he owned the place! :)
 
Jon's not usually the type to ban someone for defending themselves. I'm sure he has plenty of other reasons to ban tardboy though.

I have no problems dropping the hammer on him. N00b with a 'tude. If he really wanted to learn, he wouldn't be copping an attitude. The flames were even set on low, considering the shit he posted.

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I have no problems dropping the hammer on him. N00b with a 'tude. If he really wanted to learn, he wouldn't be copping an attitude. The flames were even set on low, considering the shit he posted.

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