Not joking, no.
You're probably one of those kids who heard metallica was cool and rushed out to buy reload.
Lol... you couldn't be further from the truth.
I was a kid when I STOPPED liking what Metallica released. That was in 1991 when I was 18. The Black Album ruined it all for me and I still don't like it to this day.
Then, Load, Reload, and St. Anger were all pieces of shit.
I heard the entirety of the new album on xm the night before it released and I genuinely had an open mind about it. At this point though nothing confuses and angers me more than a kirk hammett fingertap solo which happens every damn song for a full minute as per the Metallica song formula. Every band is entitled to a bad album (points at disturbed and offspring) but metallica has been long over. They're dead.
I have written posts here before on my thoughts on Metallica and as far as them being sellouts, my opinion hasn't changed.
In short, I still think their first 4 albums were/are masterpieces of true heavy metal:
1983 Kill 'Em All
1984 Ride the Lightning
1986 Master of Puppets
1988 ...And Justice for All
Sure, Hetfield's voice on the first album sounded like a 13-year old kid undergoing puberty, but they kicked ass from the get go. Master... and Justice.. are jam-packed with metal anthems, awesome riffs and some classic solos.
But in 1991 they sold out to MTV and mainstream and died.
However, if you listen to their new Death Magnetic, you can for the first time in years hear traces of the kind of music they started with originally. Listen to "The Day That Never Comes" at 04:55. Listen to "My Apocalypse" and "All Nightmare Long". What I'm saying is - there are tracks here showing signs of hope. And already better than the crap they've spewed out for the past 20 years or so. Yeah, there are still some radio-friendly/chick-friendly/MTV-friendly songs on there but let's face it - Metallica will never ever go back to being a 100% trash/speed-metal band anyway. This is as close as they will come to their original self.