I'm Going On A Date Tonight

[kingofsp]

Wickedfire: Where even our dates are monetized

lol. I guarantee a significant ROI.

 

[xmcp123]

lol. I guarantee a significant ROI.

You better have one hell of a merchant account for the chargebacks...just in case :smokin:

 

[katoved]

This was an easy question, whatever the fuck you do Jon, don't mention your forum.

 

[xmcp123]

This was an easy question, whatever the fuck you do Jon, don't mention your forum.

...or it's plans to monetize her

 

[this_guy]

Ask her if she's interested in a white label agreement, before Smaxor and Ruck get to her.

 

[gdubs12345]

you should talk about the skittles thread. chicks are way into that kind of stuff.
maybe you can get her to contribute, if she's young enough

 

[Garrett]

Jon - Do you want to fuck her... or do you want to get into a real relationship? Details like this will help us out with advice. You gotta let us know where you stand in the relationship department.

As per your Q... just talk to her about real things (i.e nothing to do with making monies online). :jester:

Talk to her about her/your hobbies... and what makes you happy. If she Digg's it (lol), she'll be back. If not, fuck her.

The key to dating... is to be comfortable and confident. Don't bask in your own success... (let her do that). :xmas-smiley-016:

Let us know how it went, dude!

 

[kingrage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IyQctzHkb8

 

[Aequitas]

Should I offer her skittles?

Yes absolutely make sure you have your Iphone browser set to http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/44579-epic-skittles-thread-part-deux.html for the perfect execution.

If she doesn't run she's golden.

 

[Aplchian]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[acemenace]

Incase she is not into you - remember what you said - when in doubt. jerk it out.

 

[blueRAP]

are you going to bring with your fleshlight?

That's for dessert. She said she'd bring hers. I was a little creeped out that she had one and knew what they were.

Dude, check this out: Ask her if you can put your penis in her (actual) vagina. This might sound kind of weird, but its like a real life self-lubricating fleshlight! Fucking awesome.

...Shit, you're probably out on your date by now but hopefully you're checking this thread from for phone.

Good luck and post details!

 

[Uzzz]

ask her this question straight up

"What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?"

 

[Ruck]

A rope, blow torch, avocado, blue cardigan sweater.

You know what to do.

 

[B7x0]

umm, did she convert?

 

[Aequitas]

My second opinion.

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6 beer and a line of coke.

You can't loose.

 

[kingofsp]

A rope, blow torch, avocado, blue cardigan sweater.

You know what to do.

Story of my life.

 

[airforcematt]

umm, did she convert?

ROFL

 

[HarveyJ]

umm, did she convert?

Jon wouldn't want her to convert...
If she did, she'd be whiney and nasal, insist that they visit her (new) uncle Mordy, start listening to Barbara Streisand, and then laminate the furniture.

Ruck: Does the sweater HAVE to be blue?

 

[Mosleydeaf]

Damn I joined the thread too late. You should do the Bronx Tale test on her (let her into the car first, see if she unlocks the door for you, granted most cars have unlock functions on the keys now...).

I use this crap every time and it works. I tell a girl she reminds of a girl I liked in HS but was too shy BACK then to ask her out. But it all worked out because it helped you avoid becoming a douchebag too early in life. I also sneak in how mature I've become the last few years and really past that wild partying stage (total lie) of my life.

Give her a cherry stem, see if she can tie a knot using only her tongue. If she can, call the lawyer to draw up a pre-nup and get hitched at ASW.