Christmas Early: I had a model strip naked and wish you all a happy holiday!

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Deliguy said:
50%?!?! That's nearly half!!!

Katoved seriously dude what happened to you? You started some seo, design,marketing whatever company and went way south.
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How the fuck did I go way south? I create threads that get action on WF and waste all your time and energy. Normally, I dont even like to look at WF after I make a post.

I like this community and enjoy reading what many members have to say on here. I have no ill feelings against anyone and I enjoy reading all your blogs (particularly SEO Blue Hat and Niki Cakes, Shoemoney as well).
 


She thanked youtube, because thats what I wrote down on the script. The script took 15 minutes for me to write. She is paid hourly, I could care less how retarded it was, just wanted to get the content.

If anyone needs video production, let me know. We can shoot viral videos, testimonials, etc.....

Deliguy said:
Katoved I appreciate the marketing ploy and all but let me tell you about my day.

I started the video.
Got bored of her saying names.
Went and got a sandwhich
Ate the sandwhich while she continued to list names.
Decided to start googling some of the names and got bored with that.
Read the rest of this thread.
Laughed a little
Decided to leave a comment but got distracted by a phone call.
The person on the other line could hear the girl in the background and fell asleep while I was on the phone with them.
So I talked in #cakes for awhile to shoemoney of all people
Went and did some christmas shopping.
Went to the office for a bit and got some work done.
Discovered that she wasn't listing the names in alphabetical order.
Decided to try to figure out if there was some kind of directory or phonebook that she might be reading from... couldn't find one.
Did a bit of work on a new site of mine and gathered a few links for some other sites.
Came back and read the new responses in this thread.
Fast forwarded the video.
Saw her uwrap herself
Noticed she was wearing a beach towel underneath but realized it was actually the biggest god damn bikini I've ever seen in my life.
Killed myself in disappointment

I am now writing this from beyond the fucking grave wanting the answer to one question...Why did she thank Youtube for hosting that video? I personally wished I had taken the murder suicide route but I prefer not to reflect upon my regrets.

ps. I'm putting in a bad word for you with God. I figure if I pester him at least a little bit every day with hateful words about you in the next 30-50 years he'll hate you so much he'll invent a new hell filled with ugly chicks who do nothing but read the dictionary. He's honestly a very loving god who wishes the best for all his children but I'll wear him down.........slowly.................but................surely.
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katoved said:
How the fuck did I go way south? I create threads that get action on WF and waste all your time and energy. Normally, I dont even like to look at WF after I make a post.

I like this community and enjoy reading what many members have to say on here. I have no ill feelings against anyone and I enjoy reading all your blogs (particularly SEO Blue Hat and Niki Cakes, Shoemoney as well).
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contradict much?

katoved said:
Normally, I dont even like to look at WF after I make a post.
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that makes you a spammer/asshole who pisses in our pool. forgive me if i'm not thrilled.

alexb said:
Ohh, I get it. You've outsourced your WF account to Indians. Good business move.
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i want the indians back...
 
katoved said:
How the fuck did I go way south? I create threads that get action on WF and waste all your time and energy. Normally, I dont even like to look at WF after I make a post.

I like this community and enjoy reading what many members have to say on here. I have no ill feelings against anyone and I enjoy reading all your blogs (particularly SEO Blue Hat and Niki Cakes, Shoemoney as well).
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I don't think theres any ill will anywhere. We're just giving you the due hard time because of this ridiculous fail.
If you want to see how you've gone south look at the difference in responses in your last couple posts which have all been bannerblindness bannerblindness bannerblindness in contrast to your old thread asking for help with some new blog directory project of yours that we helped out on. We're always happy to help each other out with their projects and assist other wickedfire members, but the line gets drawn when all you're doing is blatantly trying to pitch us or worse what appears to be some sort of branding campaign.
 
Im not pitching WF members, Im pitching the potential customers that find it through Google. I would expect professional marketers, with a head on their shoulders, like yourself, to just ignore it and take my posts for what they are: blatant marketing to sell advertising services to businesses in the DR/web field.
 
Let me get this straight.

You have an attractive, big titted model that's willing to get at least half naked...

... a forum full of horny adolescent minded dudes who drool uncontrollably at the slightest hint of poonani...

...a video of said model spanking her own ass on video...

...And you still manage to turn it into an epic fail. You, sir, deserve a fucking medal.
 
ChrisS said:
Let me get this straight.

You have an attractive, big titted model that's willing to get at least half naked...

... a forum full of horny adolescent minded dudes who drool uncontrollably at the slightest hint of poonani...

...a video of said model spanking her own ass on video...

...And you still manage to turn it into an epic fail. You, sir, deserve a fucking medal.
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Lol. Seriously. I still don't see this as a fail. I'm getting everyone to look at it, call it what you want though. I've had videos I've made on Shoemoney, John Chow, and Neil Patel's blog. I was hoping for the same with this one.
 
I dont think Cakes is calling her ugly by any means, she might even be called attractive by most standards. Hell i would not kick her out of bed for farting. But she is pretty average.

P.S. I wanted boobies, and you did not deliver, how dare you trick a fat man out of boobies. shame on you...
 
What! I think those boobies are very adequate. Here, you can see her boobs better here:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfR1w_TTT7A]YouTube - Bouncing brunette jumps in tight thong bikini LOOKS HOT![/ame]
 
katoved said:
Im not pitching WF members, Im pitching the potential customers that find it through Google. I would expect professional marketers, with a head on their shoulders, like yourself, to just ignore it and take my posts for what they are: blatant marketing to sell advertising services to businesses in the DR/web field.
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WF bans assholes for this everyday.
 
are you seriously begging for a blogroll link for this? as much as i hate to ban someone with 1300 posts, i dont think many would object.

i really think the original katoved must have sold his account or some shit. would really not be a surprise considering how many ips are shared between you and other users...
 
She does look a lot better as a brunette.
I'd hit it.

btw. I'll happy give you a blogroll link, but you know my rules. Show me at least one quality post on your site that genuinely helps people and is in the Blue Hat spirit. No less no more. A dancing bimbo doesn't qualify.
 
katoved said:
Im not pitching WF members, Im pitching the potential customers that find it through Google. I would expect professional marketers, with a head on their shoulders, like yourself, to just ignore it and take my posts for what they are: blatant marketing to sell advertising services to businesses in the DR/web field.
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So post it in Buy/Sell/Trade or GTFO.

There are people here who, unlike you, use the forums for things other than posting their trashy youtube vids so potential googlers will find it and somehow go to your website and be thoroughly unimpressed.
 
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