Throw away your Fleshlights

[Mike]

Real Touch is here!

Check it out perverts.

 

[Wiy]

do you own both? i was thinking about buying a fl but.... any reviews?

 

[droplister]

You know nasa engineers make good stuff.

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Hello friends

I no understand why you want plastic vagina. Is prostitute no better?

Good luck bros and may Shiva have mercy on you

 

[hellblazer]

Man, I could totally see them putting this in future female robots. They even have a 'lube reservoir' - although there is something creepy about the whole thing.

 

[UnripeArbiter]

Well prostitutes do have diseases....

 

[subigo]

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

I had this idea when I was 16... I knew I should have went that route.

 

[zimok]

So it's wet, plugged in an electrical outlet, and you want me to put my dick in there? loooooool

 

[blueRAP]

Hello friends

I no understand why you want plastic vagina. Is prostitute no better?

Good luck bros and may Shiva have mercy on you

So, like, do you keep saying "hello friend" just to annoy people? You do know you don't have to say that over and over right?

Just saying..:updown:

 

[nachoninja]

but is it dishwasher safe?

 

[FearsomeOrange]

I want the Cytheria super ejaculate model upgrade... :love-smiley-086:

Real Touch is here!

 

[sumitdhawan09]

So, like, do you keep saying "hello friend" just to annoy people? You do know you don't have to say that over and over right?

Just saying..:updown:

Hello friend,

If I no write hello friend people may not know I consider them a friend.

Good luck bro.

 

[kblessinggr]

I guess we're completely devoid of an imagination now...

 

[kblessinggr]

Hello friend,

If I no write hello friend people may not know I consider them a friend.

Good luck bro.

Is that like the shoe under the stall?

Hello friends

I no understand why you want plastic vagina. Is prostitute no better?

Good luck bros and may Shiva have mercy on you

So, like, do you keep saying "hello friend" just to annoy people? You do know you don't have to say that over and over right?

Just saying..:updown:

You found hello friend , to be more annoying than the last line he always repeats?

 

[amateursurgeon]

Wow. I'll pay $500 to the first person who can hack the drivers for one and make it compatible with my collection of hentai tentacle rape movies.

Double it if they can make the orifice emit screamng and gurgling sounds whilst it's in use.

 

[HarveyJ]

Wow. I'll pay $500 to the first person who can hack the drivers for one and make it compatible with my collection of hentai tentacle rape movies.

Double it if they can make the orifice emit screamng and gurgling sounds whilst it's in use.

Ok, I like a good bit of hentai too, but which fucking movie are you watching where guys are getting tentacle raped?
Because you're the one putting your dick in it, not some chick (who hopefully doesn't have a dick, unless you're into futa as well, in which case, try Thailand)

Seriously, I'm after some titles so I've got something to scare the shit out of some of the fujiyoshi I know.

 

[jeff_p]

hahah this is hilarious. click on the Maintenance tab... shit's like a conveyer belt sandwich for your schlong. i'll pass.

 

[kingfish]

so they ripped off real dolls?

oh watch lars and the real doll btw pretty good

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Is that like the shoe under the stall?

Hello friend,

I no understand. What is shoe under the stall? It a expression for gay butt sex or the site of spinning penis?

Good luck bro

 

[blueRAP]

You found hello friend , to be more annoying than the last line he always repeats?

Honestly I never even noticed he also repeats "good luck bros" until after my post about his first line.

Now I'm doubly annoyed.

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