Google Pays ME $__/Hour!

[mapguy]

Jacked this from digg:

Digg - Google Pays ME $___ / Hour!

 

[Sticks79]

Split testing FTW.

EDIT: ah ok, haven't seen the movie didn't get that part!

 

[SitPoMk]

What am I missing here?

 

[amanda11]

I would click the 137 ad over the 150 ad.

(Reason: 137 sounds more specific)

 

[InternetAuthor]

I think I went to school with that guy...

 

[Sticks79]

What am I missing here?

A brain!

 

[conv3rsion]

Jeff is BALLIN!

 

[johu]

I think I went to school with that guy...

I know him! That's Jeff/Brian/Bob/Mike who's a firefighter/carpenter/unemployed from {insert local city here}. He also made money from Government/Stimulus/Obama grants, and I heard his sister Jessica/Carla/Maria/Laura lost weight with Acai Power 500/Colon Cleanse/AcaiDetox/Acai-Noni Burn after hearing about it on Oprah/Rachel Ray/CNN/Fox.

 

[SitPoMk]

A brain!

OK WTF

first of all the Digger got this from fucking timelapse Timelapse | Home Discussion and i got flamed on there like a bitch for asking the same thing
second i still dont fucking get it, it's two ads that landed on the same page

 

[Sticks79]

If you still don't get it, please remove yourself from the internetZ, kthxbye.

 

[circa]

From the digg comments:

"After he learned how to spell "eligible" he got a 13/hr promotion. Looks OK to me"

LOL

 

[SitPoMk]

well that didn't go as planned

 

[World]

Another digg comment :
"You had to go to about.com to learn how to do a screenshot?"

 

[stussy5555]

Another digg comment :
"You had to go to about.com to learn how to do a screenshot?"

lmao. partially pwned.

 

[acemenace]

F-ing digg commenters catch onto shit that most don't notice.

 

[xmcp123]

F-ing digg commenters catch onto shit that most don't notice.

Digg and reddit are fucking brutal.
If Adwords ever let me filter anyone who frequently goes there, I'd do it in a second.

 

[aim]

the top Jeff has been posting links on google longer than the bottom jeff so he makes more monies

 

[johu]

This illustrates part of the problem with everyone jacking each other's ads - I highly doubt it's the same affiliate behind both ads. When the diet blogs were blowing up, copied text and banner ads would regularly end up on the same page.

 

[suzie]

I know him! That's Jeff/Brian/Bob/Mike who's a firefighter/carpenter/unemployed from {insert local city here}. He also made money from Government/Stimulus/Obama grants, and I heard his sister Jessica/Carla/Maria/Laura lost weight with Acai Power 500/Colon Cleanse/AcaiDetox/Acai-Noni Burn after hearing about it on Oprah/Rachel Ray/CNN/Fox.

So very true

 

[HarveyJ]

People jack the first image they find on Google Image Search... Fuck, it takes all of 30 seconds to go to Flickr and find someone else's face, in hi-res, to jack (off to) for your campaigns!

Lazy fucks.
I spend a good 10 minutes on Flickr finding other people's fresh photos for me to steal to make sure my ads look different when I'm putting them up.