Sex on the beach, anyone ?

[Roundabout]

This position works best for beach sex.

 

[TylerDurden]

does masturbation on the beach count? (it's awesome, by the way)

This is actually frowned upon like masturbating on an airplane.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Sex in the sea is good fun. Sex on beach, not so much.

Sand + vagina = unhappy combination

 

[defelice]

blowjob would be the ultimate

 

[sgtryan]

gayest thread of Q109?

 

[XgieroX]

This is actually frowned upon like masturbating on an airplane.

Thx a LOT OSAMA ! ! !

 

[InternetAuthor]

Beach = Sand = Bad.
Hammock on Beach = Comfortable = Fun.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Ahm....you guys know the clitoris is not something you can put your wiener in...RITE!?

If sand gets in her clit, the pounding of the cock isn't going to be pleasurable. I know where the clitoris is!!

 

[Skippy McGee]

I lost my virginity on a gorgeous white sand beach by my house.

I think I just jacked off all over her real quick and went back to the car with the terrible taste in my mouth with "wow sex sucks"

Pretty sure this means you didn't lose your virginity on a beach.

Michael J fox playing Jenga prolly would be doing a better job.

Lulz saved the thread.

 

[Denver Gamio]

Just get 2 pieces of sand paper and rub your dick between them, same thing.

I seriously doubt it!

 

[MyBootyRocks]

Yikes ! Doesn't sound like too much fun !

As long as you got a sand deterrent it's kinda fun, but otherwise it's just like fucking on hardwood floors with no cushion. Meh.

 

[MyBootyRocks]

Wow. Sounds exciting

I made my first baby on the beach. And it was fun.

If you want exciting try sex during a lightening storm.

 

[MyBootyRocks]

My sentiments exactly.. Their is no beach for miles around hence it seems like the ultimate fantasy.. I only go to di beach for vacations..like I am off this New years eve.. well, though after reading all the nasty experiences everyone had ..I wouldn't dare try it !

My point exactly.

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edit: plus I'm in the middle of a continent... I too fantasize about sex on a beach... probably would be different if I lived near one.

 

[Bombastic]

A buddy and I used to set up a tent on the beach, and then we would pick up girls and bring them into the tent once it got dark. I never fully fucked one in there but my buddy pulled it off a few times. If you live somewhere where alcohol is openly consumed at the beach then it's doable.

On top of the sand? No thanks, the sand friction sounds frightening.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

A buddy and I used to set up a tent on the beach, and then we would pick up girls and bring them into the tent once it got dark. I never fully fucked one in there but my buddy pulled it off a few times. If you live somewhere where alcohol is openly consumed at the beach then it's doable.

On top of the sand? No thanks, the sand friction sounds frightening.

Sounds like a plot to a BangBros Production.

 

[amanda11]

If you're doing missionary on the beach, you're doing it wrong. It's all about the wheel barrel.

 

[Dispel]

i've had good and bad experiences. doggy style ftw, just expect a bit of knee burn.

tried to have sex by a pond once, got covered in mosquito bites as soon as we took our clothes off, had to rush home for a bath. original plan was the beach but there were people there

sex on an inflatable boat was fun, until it drifted towards where our friends were sitting...

 

[MyBootyRocks]

Hehee.. lol.. You did a lot of weird stuff - Way to go :cool-smiley-008:

i've had good and bad experiences. doggy style ftw, just expect a bit of knee burn.

tried to have sex by a pond once, got covered in mosquito bites as soon as we took our clothes off, had to rush home for a bath. original plan was the beach but there were people there

sex on an inflatable boat was fun, until it drifted towards where our friends were sitting...

 

[Captain Dyl]

its like putting your dick in a pencil sharpener

Haha that, my friend, sounds about spot on to me.

 

[Dispel]

Hehee.. lol.. You did a lot of weird stuff - Way to go :cool-smiley-008:

sure, but I wont be telling about the weird stuff