WF pimps get in here... I want to keep her, hit me with your wisdom.

If you want to keep this chick then go out and fuck other chicks. It's as simple as that. Unlike guys, most chicks like experienced partners.

They also like guys who are currently in relationships because that means you have more "status" and are not a complete loser. So when you go out on a date with her make sure your dick still stinks from fucking some other chick. It will make her mad with envy.. and she'll work hard to win you over.

Works every time.. chicks aren't used to rejection so they hang on tighter when you're moving away.

Lots of this post is in jest.. but unfortunately also true for many (possibly most) women.

P.S. Don't forget to treat her like shit occasionally :)
 


WickedJoe said:
If you want to keep this chick then go out and fuck other chicks. It's as simple as that. Unlike guys, most chicks like experienced partners.

They also like guys who are currently in relationships because that means you have more "status" and are not a complete loser. So when you go out on a date with her make sure your dick still stinks from fucking some other chick. It will make her mad with envy.. and she'll work hard to win you over.

Works every time.. chicks aren't used to rejection so they hang on tighter when you're moving away.

Lots of this post is in jest.. but unfortunately also true for many (possibly most) women.
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It is kind of true, but not forever. It might be true for a few months, maybe even a year if you're smooth about how you frame it. But if she's serious about you, at some point there will be a make-or-break point where being a player works against you, and you have to either become exclusive or she'll leave. Unless it's just a really occasional fuck-friend thing.
 
WickedJoe said:
If you want to keep this chick then go out and fuck other chicks. It's as simple as that. Unlike guys, most chicks like experienced partners.

They also like guys who are currently in relationships because that means you have more "status" and are not a complete loser. So when you go out on a date with her make sure your dick still stinks from fucking some other chick. It will make her mad with envy.. and she'll work hard to win you over.

Works every time.. chicks aren't used to rejection so they hang on tighter when you're moving away.

Lots of this post is in jest.. but unfortunately also true for many (possibly most) women.

P.S. Don't forget to treat her like shit occasionally :)
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Sorry, but you don't need to do any of that shit to hold on to an awesome girl. While it is generally true that people want what they don't have, hence "hard to get", it's totally unnecessary to be a dick, and especially unnecessary to cheat. Most of the people suggesting you be an asshole and cheat on your girl are extremely insecure and looking for an excuse.

If you find a cool girl who you really get along with, theres no reason you have to play any silly mind games to keep her. You should be able to just be yourself (mostly... i mean, my natural instincts are to play xbox for 3 days straight without showering) and she'll want to be with you. Being with someone is supposed to make you feel happier and more relaxed, not worried all the time about if shes gonna leave you.
 
Marketcake said:
one more thing,
-hot playlists.. id recommend music like this for erotic massages: follow it up much more upbeat songs, and a good fucking her throat with her lying on her back. i have (or rather had) an incredible sound system so it makes it all the better

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

I love to use music to bring out the different sides in girls. The song above is 'melt'worthy .. where her entire body quivers with delight, arching her back and shit while you pleasure her

then there are other songs that bring the FREAK OUT. where you pull her hair and smack her ass and tell her how hard youre going to fuck her then make her beg for it, or as soon as you get in the house you slam her against the refrigerator and pin her down like shes your toy
one time this girl asked if i had any jack johnson, i said no... jimmy eat world? NO... how about coldplay.. i facepalmmed and was like here i got something for you

and put on some songs like these:

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

(skip to a few minutes in). this ones intense lol. try this on goth/scene girls
YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

classic
YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.
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I think by woman, he means man, and therefore should add this to his playlist:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]
 
nickycakes said:
Sorry, but you don't need to do any of that shit to hold on to an awesome girl. While it is generally true that people want what they don't have, hence "hard to get", it's totally unnecessary to be a dick, and especially unnecessary to cheat. Most of the people suggesting you be an asshole and cheat on your girl are extremely insecure and looking for an excuse.

If you find a cool girl who you really get along with, theres no reason you have to play any silly mind games to keep her. You should be able to just be yourself (mostly... i mean, my natural instincts are to play xbox for 3 days straight without showering) and she'll want to be with you. Being with someone is supposed to make you feel happier and more relaxed, not worried all the time about if shes gonna leave you.
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also found on nickycakes.com/women-tips/love-life/be-yourself
 
If you really want to keep this woman don't listen to a single piece of advice out of this thread.
 
nickycakes said:
Sorry, but you don't need to do any of that shit to hold on to an awesome girl.
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Ya remember I just said it would work on some chicks. And more specifically it would work best on shallow chicks. And unfortunately many of the gorgeous chicks are also shallow.

I wasn't looking to be serious on the subject. But of course there's non-shallow chicks out there. There are women who demand respect, etc.
 
Marketcake said:
-try buddha fucking (9 shallow thrust, 1 deep, 8 shallow, 2 deep all the way down to 9 deep 1 shallow then go backwards)
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As funny as this sounds (and is), it could have practical purposes for when you're in bed with a new hottie and you don't want to blow your load too soon. Nothing like thinking "uh, the counts at 8. 2 more to go, then I go backwards for 7 more and then uh, I multiply by 3.14"
 
Just by creating this thread you've set yourself on an unalterable path to being cheated on, dumped or sorely disappointed.

You'll have more fun after though, when you don't give a shit about any of them. I'm sure Tiger's wife was special sometime too, after the chemical love story subsided she was just a roadblock to experiencing the variety that life has to offer.

tiger-wife.jpg


Love is need, and we only love something which doesn't need us.
 
Oh man, teh awesome advicez up in this thread, I'm also LMAO at some of this & no I'm not writing an ebook.
 
Zikhth said:
Want to know how my boyfriend swept me off my feet?

Rose petals. On the bed. I'm not joking with you Sticks. Do it.
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One time I had a chick coming over and she said she expected rose petals on the bed when she arrived. So I got a piece of printer paper and lightly colored it with a red colored pencil and then teared it into petal-like pieces and scattered them on the bed.

Worked like a charm, naturally.

PS you're a dude.
 
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