Posted some shit on craigslist and here's what one of the "potential workers" writes:
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Hello My name is Wang. My ethnic is Hmong. We are a tribal people located in the mountains of Laos. Our people is secretly known for helping the American CIA during the Vietnam war. For this reason most of the Hmong had to migrate to the US after the communist took over. Anyway to the point, our people are well connected with ghosts, demons, and spirits. Many are shamans and wizards or healers with spells. We believe in charms and the spirits of nature like certain mountains, rivers, and valleys are controlled or have a spirit, very much like the native Indians. Some scary stuff that we believe are shadow people. While you are asleep, a dark evil force that you cant see clearly but you are aware that it is in a human form comes and peralizes your body, breathing is hard and screaming is impossible. In this state, the victim feels like he is awake and aware of its surrounding like people sleeping next to him or sitting around him while watching tv etc. Most people wake up hearing themselves screaming, sweating, and in fear. I myself have had such visits before.
Ghosts and spirits are very familiar to the Hmong people. Our way of life in the third world were very archaic. The dead is usually buried whole, like all the organs are still in them and they are always dressed in a certain way. Most of them were probably buried less than 5’ deep. I believe because the body is always buried whole and the lack of electricity and lights help bring the trouble spirits back to life. There are many stories of ghosts taking people’s spirits which causes them to die shortly. Ghosts are in a form of midgets whith long hair almost down to their feet. Humans can see them if the ghosts wants them to. However, most children who has not lost their baby teeth can see them whenever they are around. When a baby is crying all day or all night for no reason, it is because a ghost or evil spirit is bothering it. Dogs and most any could see them or sense their existence. When someone is going to die or in the middle of the night, you hear dogs barking like crazy into the dark and there is no one or animals there then that is the ghosts trying to visit.
These are just some short ideas of what is out there from our crazy culture and believes. If it sounds like anything you are interested in, please call me at 918-353-2510 or email me back. I will go into more detail if anything interests you. There are so many scarry stories that our elders have that will scare you out of your pants. Oh, my mom who has passed away was a very good shaman. My dad can tell you anything you want to know about the Hmong shaman.
Thanks.
Wang"
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Hello My name is Wang. My ethnic is Hmong. We are a tribal people located in the mountains of Laos. Our people is secretly known for helping the American CIA during the Vietnam war. For this reason most of the Hmong had to migrate to the US after the communist took over. Anyway to the point, our people are well connected with ghosts, demons, and spirits. Many are shamans and wizards or healers with spells. We believe in charms and the spirits of nature like certain mountains, rivers, and valleys are controlled or have a spirit, very much like the native Indians. Some scary stuff that we believe are shadow people. While you are asleep, a dark evil force that you cant see clearly but you are aware that it is in a human form comes and peralizes your body, breathing is hard and screaming is impossible. In this state, the victim feels like he is awake and aware of its surrounding like people sleeping next to him or sitting around him while watching tv etc. Most people wake up hearing themselves screaming, sweating, and in fear. I myself have had such visits before.
Ghosts and spirits are very familiar to the Hmong people. Our way of life in the third world were very archaic. The dead is usually buried whole, like all the organs are still in them and they are always dressed in a certain way. Most of them were probably buried less than 5’ deep. I believe because the body is always buried whole and the lack of electricity and lights help bring the trouble spirits back to life. There are many stories of ghosts taking people’s spirits which causes them to die shortly. Ghosts are in a form of midgets whith long hair almost down to their feet. Humans can see them if the ghosts wants them to. However, most children who has not lost their baby teeth can see them whenever they are around. When a baby is crying all day or all night for no reason, it is because a ghost or evil spirit is bothering it. Dogs and most any could see them or sense their existence. When someone is going to die or in the middle of the night, you hear dogs barking like crazy into the dark and there is no one or animals there then that is the ghosts trying to visit.
These are just some short ideas of what is out there from our crazy culture and believes. If it sounds like anything you are interested in, please call me at 918-353-2510 or email me back. I will go into more detail if anything interests you. There are so many scarry stories that our elders have that will scare you out of your pants. Oh, my mom who has passed away was a very good shaman. My dad can tell you anything you want to know about the Hmong shaman.
Thanks.
Wang"
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