Didn't Highlander teach you anything? If you don't have a sword in your coat, you aren't ball'n when the steel comes a knock'n. It's like the Zombie Plan.
Someone needs to invite him to Affiliate Summit on the conditions that we get to slice up stuff. I can just imagine the bets of who is stronger than who, then make sure he brings sparring swords and you can challenge people to find out who's ePEEN is stronger