Motherfuckin GREAT SWORD Hell YEAH
- Thread starter ChrisS
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I know one of you funny bastards left this comment over at youtube...
At any rate, I shall add illustration...
THIS SWORD RUINED MY LIFE, DON'T BUY IT. My life was great, I had a beautiful wife and a successful self-owned business.
Then last week, a short portly gentleman with a short necktie barged into my slaughterhouse business and demanded I kneel before him...I declined.
He unsheathed the Cold Steel and began destroying all of my meat in a whirlwind of fury, my business was gone.
He turned to my wife and struck a gallant pose with Cold Steel, she couldn't resist him and fell in love and left me.
At any rate, I shall add illustration...
THIS SWORD RUINED MY LIFE, DON'T BUY IT. My life was great, I had a beautiful wife and a successful self-owned business.
Then last week, a short portly gentleman with a short necktie barged into my slaughterhouse business and demanded I kneel before him...I declined.
He unsheathed the Cold Steel and began destroying all of my meat in a whirlwind of fury, my business was gone.
He turned to my wife and struck a gallant pose with Cold Steel, she couldn't resist him and fell in love and left me.
I literally thought of that exact same thing, with the caption "Good thing they didn't hire this guy for promo".
Didn't Highlander teach you anything? If you don't have a sword in your coat, you aren't ball'n when the steel comes a knock'n. It's like the Zombie Plan.
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You must be prepared!
Someone needs to invite him to Affiliate Summit on the conditions that we get to slice up stuff. I can just imagine the bets of who is stronger than who, then make sure he brings sparring swords and you can challenge people to find out who's ePEEN is stronger
That'd be epic.
Nice but I can't have even nail scissors in my pocket here in the UK because it's illegal.http://www.dict.pl/dict?words=nail scissors&lang=EN