I Think I Have the Worst Neighbors Ever



jdomaha said:
You're such a bitch. You let this family run you out of town.

You've got a few hundred spare cash, dude. You should have a multi-camera setup watching your house and property, feeding video to a DVR and saving each incident in an easily-viewable format that you can use as evidence when you call the cops after each incident. Without video evidence, you're not going to get anywhere. As a plus, you can start a website about horrible neighbors or something with the video you get. You can have other people submit videos and then maybe people can vote on the worst neighbor in the US or something.

You can't be the only neighbor that's having issues. Get with another neighbor that is having problems dealing with these people. Get the number for child protective services and both of you start reporting this family left and right for offenses both real and imaginary.

Pussy.
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I was just about to say the later.

I agree with the DVR. Cameras are relatively cheap. Hell, worst case - you save them and put in your home when you have kids to watch the babysitter later.

Record all angels of the house, cops and social workers will love you for it later. Now that you have their crap recording, help some neighbors do the same.

Now, all the neighbors, or just the ones who fully appreciate the magnitude of the problem, call child services every week with updates on what's going on.

Obviously such delinquents are the result of horrid parenting and need to be put into proper care before they can suffer further mental damage beyond repair and become a permanant neusance to society. Social workers will understand that reasoning, and with your tapes will have solid cases against them.
 
AdHustler said:
By the way uber, you are a complete fucking pussy if you paid for the damage they did to your car, house etc.
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I have no proof that they did it (other then knowing because I've talked to other neighbors who have witnessed things), and I've just always been too lazy or busy to go out and buy/set-up cameras.

I guess the best thing to do is get some cameras and catch them in action. I haven't even called someone for an estimate on my basement yet, so I'll just hopefully get a video of them turning the water on and will have that combined with my water bill as evidence.
 
Is this a house or townhouse? Burn their house down, make it look like the elementary school kid who tried to kill himself did it. Get him to touch a lighter and leave it at the scene for evidence. Just hope they don't have insurance, and if they do, they don't buy the lot next to them.
 
Stealing mail is serious shit, isn't it? Like others have said, just get it all on tape.

I'm guessing you can't put up a fence in your neighborhood. That's expensive anyway, and you have a right to enjoy your property free of disturbances.

And even if you sue them and get a judgment in your favor, it will be a pain in the ass to recover the money. I think you can sequester their property to ensure that if you win you will be able to receive your damages, though . . .

Good luck, bro.
 
I know what you're going through. I had a similar issue until about 6 months ago when both of the neighbors kids moved out about the same time.

Video surveillance is a good start, but here's what I propose:

- Fabricate pepper spray to motion detectors for trouble areas in the yard

- Leave bait wired to 220v (please, take my shovel)

- Creative uses of Funny Pranks with Liquid ASS. (super soaker by remote with video surveillance? Use with paintball gun? )

Just want to have fun with them?

duct tape their doors shut at 3am so they can't get out the next day.
More extreme, use hydraulic cement.

If they have a metal screen door - take an extension cord and cut off the female end. Strip the wires, attach to the door, and plug in the other end.

go to Sams club and buy 6 huge bags of economy size fruit loops.
wait until about 2 in the morning.
( Best before a big rain)
Dump and spread the fruit loops all over the yard. Let it rain then their grass will be about 8 different colors for about 3 months.

Remove the lock on their electric meter. They'll probably be suspected for tampering and get a fine. You could also roll it forward so they get a big bill.

Also, if you can get in their house when they go out... too many opportunities. Like installing an alarm in their attic with a remote.

spread poison ivy seeds in their yard
paint his front door pink in middle of night
use a pin, poke holes in eggs and leave in his yard to ferment. bonus points if you let them to stink first and get on his roof and drop down vents.

Other
If his mower is accessible, swipe the blade. JBweld their mailbox. Cancel his utilities (from pay phone). say you're him and going on a trip for a month. If you get into their car, place a heavy guage jumper wire from the horn to the brake switch behind the pedal. The result is honking every time they use the brake pedal. You might also get a bunch of bags of fertilizer (just the bags - lots), stash in his yard, and call homeland security.

Two final words - fecal attack.

You might start to keep the car in the garage.
Can you get a restraining order, even if its for kids?
Also, talk to a lawyer for options.
Don't abandon your castle.
 
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markus said:
go to Sams club and buy 6 huge bags of economy size fruit loops.
wait until about 2 in the morning.
( Best before a big rain)
Dump and spread the fruit loops all over the yard. Let it rain then their grass will be about 8 different colors for about 3 months.
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PLEASE do this and post pics omg :bowdown:
 
Dwight Schrute said:
1. Go to USPS.com (from behind 7 proxies)
2. Create a free account in your neighbor's name
3. Order the max of every type of free box, envelope, and supply from the USPS.com catalog
4. Wait 3-5 days for delivery
5. Lulz ensue
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You sir are full of win.

I'd add: order some pizza in the meantime. Start small, 2-3 pizzas tonight, 4-5 tomorrow, then 10+ the day the UPS packages arrive. This way the delivery guy is less likely to ask questions about the quantity.

Now, if the first pizza guy fails delivering the first night, you must use another place. You'll hit one place that won't take no payment for an answer.
 
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