How can women spread HIV?

What a bunch of jerks.

The guy is asking a simple question and you give him a bunch of worthless joke answers. HIV is no laughing matter.

Sorry, OP. I apologize for that kind of behavior here.

Anyways, everyone knows that if you suspect that your new lady friend may be an unfortunate carrier of that tragic virus, all you have to do is flush her vagina with one quart of bleach 15 minutes prior to having intercourse.

Be sure to use an unscented bleach. You may want to use a high powered delivery system to get the bleach in to the hard to reach places in the back. Odds are that your particular penis won't reach that far, but it's better safe than sorry.

Some useful high powered delivery systems that have worked in the past are Super Soaker™ water guns (Just pump, put the barrel in as far as possible, and squeeze for 20 seconds), or a broom handle wrapped with a bleach soaked towel (simply insert the tip and give a swift, firm push until it won't go in any farther).

laugh out loud
 


Anyways, everyone knows that if you suspect that your new lady friend may be an unfortunate carrier of that tragic virus, all you have to do is flush her vagina with one quart of bleach 15 minutes prior to having intercourse.

... or throw her in the wash with your whites... cold cycle only.
 
I'm going to pretend you're not trolling.


If that happened less than 72 hours ago, go to a fucking hospital NOW. They will give you a bunch of strong anti-viral pills that you’ll need to take for like 3 or 4 weeks. There’s a 80%+ probability you won’t get infected if you do that.
If it happened more than 72 hours ago or you don’t get treatment, sorry pal, you just got HIV.


/ I'm going to pretend you're not trolling.
 
What a bunch of jerks.

The guy is asking a simple question and you give him a bunch of worthless joke answers. HIV is no laughing matter.

Sorry, OP. I apologize for that kind of behavior here.

Anyways, everyone knows that if you suspect that your new lady friend may be an unfortunate carrier of that tragic virus, all you have to do is flush her vagina with one quart of bleach 15 minutes prior to having intercourse.

Be sure to use an unscented bleach. You may want to use a high powered delivery system to get the bleach in to the hard to reach places in the back. Odds are that your particular penis won't reach that far, but it's better safe than sorry.

Some useful high powered delivery systems that have worked in the past are Super Soaker™ water guns (Just pump, put the barrel in as far as possible, and squeeze for 20 seconds), or a broom handle wrapped with a bleach soaked towel (simply insert the tip and give a swift, firm push until it won't go in any farther).

lol man... :bowdown:
 
You're really not giving enough information. If you want to get an accurate percentage, you will need to post a video so we can calculate angle and depth of penetration, the amount of work performed and stroke consistency.
 
The chances of getting HIV from a woman are much less than the chances of a woman getting HIV from a man.

Chances drastically increase during forcible penetration because of vaginal tearing.

...At least that's what I hear.
 
Chances drastically increase during forcible penetration because of vaginal tearing.

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So just smash it 699 times. :D

Does that include raping though? I'm skeptical, because my Grandma told me that when something sounds too good to be true it probably is.

LOL... It's an accurate stat, though.

1:700 woman => man
1:200 man => woman
1:150 needles
1:10 anal
 
Having first hand knowledge of the impact that the HIV virus has and its horrid effects I sympathize for you my brother and sincerely hope and pray that you seek the advice of medical professionals. My cousin was the unfortunate recipient of this malicious virus and suffered a despondent life.

He testified of the licentious lifestyle that he was living and how he would do anything to go back and alter the course his life had taken.

In the movement from disbelief to acceptance. In the shoulder shrug of consignment and admittance that the fallible body is superseded by a heightened awareness of an other. sex does come in many forms, and my cousins plight is but a blurb in the book of life.


He was a free and outward sexual being, he firmly believed that We are not meant to merely dwell in a state of worker bee mode, simply skittering by in life, trying to “survive”. The purpose for male androcentric was to encompass the desires of others and put our erected penile in a hole.

Unfortunately the hole he put it in was that of a female sheep.
 
If we do missionary style with some kissing and not use protection what are the chances you will get the virus?

In order to get rid of HIV / AIDS you have to have sex with a virgin. Yes, even rape will get rid of it. She just has to be a virgin. That's the method of curing it in Africa.
 
use the brillo pad afterward and scrub your penis vigorously with salt and vinegar for 30 minutes

Scrub you penis with a brillo pad just before intercourse while she is having her cycle this is how to not get AIDS come back in a year or so and tell us his it worked for ya.