Steve Wagenheim Consults on Idea to Sell Internet

Solarus said:
The internet is not a "thing"; it's a communication medium.
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The internet is powered by the lost dignity of your daughters. And lubricated by the hand lotion on your computer desks.
 
every time i read bullshit I get this weird feeling. And i got that feeling after reading about 1 sentence of what was quoted in here, so I'm not even bothering.

Leave the gurus alone, they keep the sheeple away.
 
PPC.BZ NEEDS TO REPORT THIS BREAKING NEWS. EVERYONE HAS TO BE AWARE THAT WAGS IS PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE INTERNET, BY HIMSELF. WE COULD BE IN DANGER.
 
Solarus said:
I have a bridge in brooklyn to sell you. Also some quality swamp land in Florida as well. Want to display a certificate that you bought that stuff too? This type of thing isn't novelty, it's a scam at the best of times.

The internet is not a "thing"; it's a communication medium. You might as well display certificates that you bought shares in sound waves.
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I don't think you understand. People would know they aren't actually purchasing the Internet, just like they really aren't purchasing the moon, or a star, etc...

If it's common knowledge that they aren't really purchasing the Internet, it cannot be a scam, it's a NOVELTY. Just like a keychain I got in texas, it had some dirt in it, and said something like "I own part of Texas". Well, no I don't really, it's just a novelty. Something fun, something silly, that's it. Nothing more.
 
crackp0t said:
We understand you like jerking off to wags. We just don't understand why.
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Ya, that's it, you caught me. I like jerkin it to Waggs.

Geez.....you could have at least tried to come up with a better reply than that.
If you don't agree, tell me why instead of acting like you're still in grade school.
 
lol... just found this gem

Jacqueline Smith said:
God I love this place! To have an insider's view to how the "Warrior Brain" works is priceless. The power of brainstorming is amazing and this thread just proves that point.

You definitely need a Canadian on board....just cuz....count me in!
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Yup, having an insider's view into the warrior brain indeed is priceless.
 
You guys are thinking too small.

I'm going to sell shares of the atmosphere. PM me if you want to get in while the air is still cheap!
 
JMan1234 said:
I don't think you understand. People would know they aren't actually purchasing the Internet, just like they really aren't purchasing the moon, or a star, etc...

If it's common knowledge that they aren't really purchasing the Internet, it cannot be a scam, it's a NOVELTY. Just like a keychain I got in texas, it had some dirt in it, and said something like "I own part of Texas". Well, no I don't really, it's just a novelty. Something fun, something silly, that's it. Nothing more.
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I understand what a novelty is. The drive to purchase these items usually comes from traveling somewhere, or achieving something. In this case, none of that has occurred. All you've done is turn on your computer, and buy a piece of paper from someone. Why not just download a free template, slap your name into it, and presto.

If you're going to be that ridiculous about buying something useless, why not at least buy some shares of Ines Sainz' ass or something.

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Mmmmm. I'd definitely buy me some shares of dat. How about someone put together a way of creating novelty stock shares of dem cheeks.
 
At least they are thinking outside the box. Unfortunately, this seems as good of an idea as when my cat decides to take a shit right outside their litter box.
 
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