1st Class CPA - Calls Affiliates Lazy, Illiterate & Degrades them!

If I wanted to give someone an accurate representation of this Brian guy I'd simply show them these two pictures:

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STEP 1: GO DIRECTLY TO THE KITCHEN.
STEP 2: FIND THE DRAIN-O AND PROCEED TO DRINK ALL OF THE CONTENTS INSIDE.
STEP 3: ?????
STEP 4: THE WORLD BEGINS TO MAKE SENSE AGAIN.

STEP 5: PM GRINDSTONE
 
Sorry Brian, I have got some more bad news for you. On your publishers page, you have more spelling mistakes and incoherent sentences, I am sure this should come as no surprise.

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Sorry Brian, I have got some more bad news for you. On your publishers page, you have more spelling mistakes and incoherent sentences, I am sure this should come as no surprise.

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I love how incompetently Brian Pennell modded that boiler plate. Brian Pennell is a total boob.
 
As some of you know, I haven't been feeling very well lately, but I'd like to offer my help to OP in any way possible.

I hate the fact that I've been sick and I haven't seen this until now, hopefully there's still time.
 
For Immediate Distribution:

The necessary adjustments are being made to correct the course of past actions. Everyone looks forward to a speedy resolution on the matter. Working with individuals that are looking to conduct business in a professional manner is a part of the new outreach program being initiated.

We thank everyone that has contributed greatly on our behalf and will continue taking further feedback into consideration. All forms of communication, opinions, and feedback are generally welcomed, and will be thoroughly examined by management. Since we receive several emails, letters, and fan mail daily, we apologize in advance if we cannot reply individually to any issues brought up. Know that in full sincerity that we take every inquiry seriously and will take any recommendations given to us into consideration.

As a prominent leader in this industry, we at times find ourselves in the need of a corporate makeover and in need of internal structure adjustment. Our new brand and corporate goal will reflect this adjustment, our change, and forward moving growth. We will continue to be forward thinking in corporate responsibility and a continued leader in industry innovation, customer service, and revenue oriented for our clients and our loyal customers.

We would like to take this time to invite you to PM our business relations manager, Grindstone, and schedule a time for a one on one phone call, in-house meeting, or Bush-style fly over.

After this initial communication we will consider this matter officially closed.

With Warm Regards,
Office of Public Relations
















P.S. You can bookmark, copy, and paste this whenever you have problem. ;)

No need to adjust, no name, industry, or company were used. :xmas-smiley-010:

Like a Bawse
 
Guess you missed the part i don't write my own emails, Guess your insulting Enyvus too since i use the same guy he does for sending emails and content writing.

omg same FAQ there as well, Guess it has nothing to do with using the same person who does content writing and our emails.

Imbo55 your a dumb ass douche bag and just cause your a pussy who hides behind a computer does not give you the right to try and hurt any ones reputation cause your mom didn't give you enough titty. I have made sure i have paid my affiliates since 2010 and just cause you and your fag boyfriend bluequeergroup don't like the way i type, it gives you no fucking right to try and disgrace me you little fuck bucket.

Can't stand douche bags like you who hide behind a computer 24/7 acting tough on forums cause in real life your a faggot pussy who probably gets bullied all the time.

Prove me wrong
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since you two butt buddies obviously have a issue cause you disapprove of how i type how about you come handle like a man and quit being fucking dumb asses trying to hurt our reputation.

I have paid every honest publisher since we started since 2010, More then half the fucking networks can proudly say, so fuck you and fuck your bluegroup ass buddy

I've been doing AM full-time since 2009 and one of the most important things I've learned is to build long-term relationships with networks I can trust.

Having said that, I will NEVER run traffic with a network whose owner says shit like this...

You supposedly run a "business" yet you make public statements like the one above. You've paid out every pub since 2010 (which probably amounts to $xx,xxx at the high end). good luck running your shitty network with all brokered offers.
 
I came across this website on the internet, and judging by the grammar I can't tell if maybe Brian's son is launching a new site or it's Brian himself relaunching his old cpa network ads R us?

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Thoughts
 
Your crusade against the OP is getting boring.


Thank you,

Not to mention he is doing me a favor. I can show a few chat logs with other network Am's, company owners where after two years how i was getting tired of this type of work anyways. The constant babysitting involved was no doubt stressful.

Hence the reason I was searching for people to fine tune the aspects of PPC that i could not get down. For over two years I lived off trusting other people to send traffic. This has caused me to gain way to many grey hairs. Since August of last year i pretty much stopped advertising the network, and the only reason i am still going now is cause i can not nor will not just get rid of the few i been working with for years. My only advertising in a long time was me asking if anyone had offers in a FB group. This was only cause people requested them offers.

At first this thread pissed me off and i did a lot of stupid shit in here lol. I hated the wickedfire forum as i thought you guys were just assholes. However after reading that post about the revenge site and a few others I realized most people in here are actually pretty cool and do give a shit and i have changed my attitude towards this place.

If they want to continue this bullshit that's fine i do not care. There is a reason i hired Hyper 6 for a web design and contacted CCarter about him doing his checklist post as a service when Hyper 6 is done. So he is not bothering me anymore but i do appreciate someone addressing the immaturity displayed in this thread on both some of the posters and my self.

Edit before the Do you speak English line......

Edit #2 I never had adsrus.com, I used arucpa.com but cute
 
Playing devil's advocate for a change: There are so many people in this business with poor interpersonal skills, I'd not take this too much to heart. Plenty of people we know brand themselves as professional jerks and/or showoffs.

That said, I care more about important matters: are people being paid on time and in full? Do affiliate managers give useful info, etc. The original wording sounded to me like testosterone-fueled hubris. It's an alpha-male thing.
 
With that said, I will (seriously this time) leave this as my last post in here -- mainly out of respect for the advice that was given to me...

Wait? WTF happened to this?!?! Brian you are truly a funny fellow. That said, your writing is getting slightly better - you should seriously consider hiring a tutor for yourself and your son (that way you can both do your kid's english homework jointly).
 
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Wait? WTF happened to this?!?! Brian you are truly a funny fellow. That said, your writing is getting slightly better - you should seriously consider hiring a tutor for yourself and your son (that way you can both do your kid's english homework jointly).

Those replies were when i was pissed and hated this place. Now i just don't give a shit and think a lot of people here are awesome. I was even going to donate to I2E when i was reading that revenge site but it just died at page 29.

As for helping my son. I will just let him be as he would have a better chance LMAO
 
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Yeah I am seconding the fact that Brian's English has improved. Probably because he's starting to give a shit and wants to better himself.

I don't understand why you feel that running an affiliate network is stressful and involves babysitting though. It's not like running a PPC campaign directly is any easier. You should keep running your network, and expand into other things so you don't have all your eggs in one basket.

Hiring Hyper 6 and Ccarter were both good decisions. I've also hired both Hyper 6 and Ccarter and recommend their services.
 
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Yeah I am seconding the fact that Brian's English has improved. Probably because he's starting to give a shit and wants to better himself.

I don't understand why you feel that running an affiliate network is stressful and involves babysitting though. It's not like running a PPC campaign directly is any easier. You should keep running your network, and expand into other things so you don't have all your eggs in one basket.

Hiring Hyper 6 and Ccarter were both good decisions. I've also hired both Hyper 6 and Ccarter and recommend their services.

Well to be honest with you and not sugar coat shit considering watching you guys in action on that revenge site thread you are defiantly not the type of people to try and bullshit lol.

The first year I started I accepted everybody as i was greedy and wanted to bank. However as time went on and accounts got lost i realized this was a poor business move. When I acquired Scrubkit i was surprised at all the fraud. It was actually easier for me to start a Small private network then to try and clean house (hence the company name change).

During the second year i was pretty much burnt out over the previous years bullshit and really never tried to expand it to much. I have always regretted changing the name as I loved Ads 'R' Us (in my defense i always used my main name and never tried to hide any of that). So actually again to be honest and i can prove this threw Skype convo's I have been more interested in trying to self promote and eventually offer pre-pay for super affiliate (signed contracts of course) only and stop messing with the stuff that had me so stressed and burnt out in the first place.

At this time I am more interested in getting my current project site and PPC going. The reason I prefer self promotion over the pre-pay network idea is after my first year experience I do not really trust pre-paying.

Edit - About the English improvements. I have just decided to proof read several times before hitting submit lol.
 
Okay, I’m goin ta keep dis short, simple n' sweet. I’m not goin ta play dis game wit em up there whoz ass is purposefully tryin ta start shit.

I bought dat doggy den last year n' it has five bedrooms, three bathrooms - so yeah, that’s mo' than enough fo' just mah crazy ass n' mah son. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I could go on n' on but I won’t, simply cuz dat will obviously satisfy tha two primary instigators.

We’ve always n' will continue ta make restrictions n' policies based on protectin our affiliates. If dis offendz you, well - I apologize - but so be dat shit. This is why we’re still payin afta two muthafuckin years up in tha game n' others is not.

I know we’ve been payin since November 2010 n' if you wanna pick at and poke funk at our hype cuz dat makes you feel better, then go muthafuckin right ahead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It’s no skin off mah back n' certainly don’t bother mah dirty ass. I know nuff gangstas dat is aiiight hustlin wit our asses n' will continue ta be aiiight hustlin wit our asses as our crazy asses pay em up in a timely manner.

Industrypariah, I understand yo' urgency ta jump up in on dis whole muthafuckin thang yo, but tha only time we've eva not paid a affiliate, it was cuz of fraud. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! And I've gots n' be willin ta sheezy tha ScrubKit stats fo' every last muthafuckin muthafucka whoz ass was removed and flagged fo' bad/fraudulent traffic.

If every last muthafuckin muthafucka whoz ass was removed cuz of fraud wishes ta git up in on dis simply say tha word -- just know yo' dirty laundry is ghon be aired fo' all ta see.

But whatever. I be finished here. I came tha fuck into Wicked Fire ta blast tha shizzle wit other gangstas up in tha industry, not defend a funky-ass bunch of false accusations cuz of two gangstas gettin they pantizzles up in a funky-ass bunch bout tha way I type.

Dope luck, gots a pimped out time -- n' three muthafuckin years from now when we're still around, maybe yo dirty ass is gonna finally peep tha light. I guess we'll have ta wait n' see.

I won't be replyin ta dis thread again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Take from it what tha fuck yo big-ass booty is ghon -- I straight-up couldn't give a fuckin shit. I don't recall eva braggin and tryin ta push mah network on every last muthafuckin muthafucka here at Wicked Fire, as I be muthafuckin like content wit tha way thangs is currently goin fo' realz. And yo dirty ass is gonna be aiiight ta know so em grammar Nazi two won't be offended, I had mah content thug write dis all up fo' them. Pretty much like any professionizzle company do when it goes bout they bidnizz.

But yeah, mah fault fo' thankin dis was a place ta just chillax n' chill wit one another. What do I know biatch? If I did offend every last muthafuckin muthafucka fo' whatever reason, though, I do apologize. For whatever thatz even worth...

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