affiliate summit east = crazy

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i don't have a blog so i can't make a post about it so ill do it here i guess

ASE was a great fucking time all around. this was my first one and i had a blast. 3 solid days of drinking and blazing.

Met a lot of people who are cool online like nickycakes, smax, and slightlyshittySEO, and many others but unfortunately did not get to meet my idols like John Chow (although i saw him in person i couldn't get over the butterflies to talk to him) Zac Johnson, and other affiliate blogging clowns that have their peons follow them everywhere they go.

I need to join some new networks because of all the hottie girls working for them.

So much shit went down but at least half of it i can't talk about because i don't want to incriminate anybody. I'll have to paraphrase some good parts,

- total of 4 hours spent at the actual conference total over 2 days
- advaliant knows how to have a good time. boat trips, dinner sat and sunday night, prolly some other cool shit i can't remember.
- nickycakes had an epic 'dickroll' by making a bunch of us go to a bar where it was tranny gay night. good time from what i heard from him but i didn't go inside. it wasted 20 minutes of our time, a few bucks in cab fare, and absolute embarrassment... what else could you want?
- jon is a bigger asshole in person then he is online. true story

so much more shit went down but it'd take me hours to write it all out. anyways, here's to the next one :rasta::rasta::rasta::rasta:
 


barman said:
i don't have a blog so i can't make a post about it so ill do it here i guess

ASE was a great fucking time all around. this was my first one and i had a blast. 3 solid days of drinking and blazing.

Met a lot of people who are cool online like nickycakes, smax, and slightlyshittySEO, and many others but unfortunately did not get to meet my idols like John Chow (although i saw him in person i couldn't get over the butterflies to talk to him) Zac Johnson, and other affiliate blogging clowns that have their peons follow them everywhere they go.

I need to join some new networks because of all the hottie girls working for them.

So much shit went down but at least half of it i can't talk about because i don't want to incriminate anybody. I'll have to paraphrase some good parts,

- total of 4 hours spent at the actual conference total over 2 days
- advaliant knows how to have a good time. boat trips, dinner sat and sunday night, prolly some other cool shit i can't remember.
- nickycakes had an epic 'dickroll' by making a bunch of us go to a bar where it was tranny gay night. good time from what i heard from him but i didn't go inside. it wasted 20 minutes of our time, a few bucks in cab fare, and absolute embarrassment... what else could you want?
- jon is a bigger asshole in person then he is online. true story

so much more shit went down but it'd take me hours to write it all out. anyways, here's to the next one :rasta::rasta::rasta::rasta:
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haha sounds awesome. Were there any epic moments from the 'gurus'? And did they invite calacanis there again?
 
Demon said:
haha sounds awesome. Were there any epic moments from the 'gurus'? And did they invite calacanis there again?
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i feel sorry for anyone who sits through those sessions listening to the spoon fed shit from those 'gurus'


I need to start a fucking blog though, if you're a blogger you get a "Press" pass which = a lot of free drinks
 
sounds like a good time, hoping I will make it to ASE next year.


Wait, cakes how did you know about a "gay tranny night" ;-0


BTW, not to bring up uber again, but did they let him in?
 
Bofu2U said:
It was a blast indeed.. As mentioned by barman, I would tell stories but I don't want to incriminate anyone - haha.

Signature tells enough.
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I have it on good authority that you were naked, drunk, and running around in front of the conference center shouting "The penguin stole my clicks, the penguin stole my clicks".

True or rumor?
 
Demon said:
haha sounds awesome. Were there any epic moments from the 'gurus'? And did they invite calacanis there again?
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Epic moments? Other than Amit Mehta talking way too loudly at his lunch table, and bashing WickedFire in the process, not that I saw. Didn't catch much of what he said about WF, but I have a feeling I should've sat down at that table and just had him go on more...

They really need to work on the speakers for the conference though - Most seminars were pretty disappointing, with the exception of Wil Reynold's SEO talk. I stood at the door a bit at Amit Mehta's seminar on secrets of PPC super affiliates, and it was pretty much just basic information, and nothing "secret" at all. No incorrect information given, but that guy's voice is pretty damn annoying.

Not sure if I met any of you guys there, but if anyone was at the bar at the Renaissance on Monday night, I may have.
 
johu said:
Epic moments? Other than Amit Mehta talking way too loudly at his lunch table, and bashing WickedFire in the process, not that I saw. Didn't catch much of what he said about WF, but I have a feeling I should've sat down at that table and just had him go on more...

They really need to work on the speakers for the conference though - Most seminars were pretty disappointing, with the exception of Wil Reynold's SEO talk.

Not sure if I met any of you guys there, but if anyone was at the bar at the Renaissance on Monday night, I may have.
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Ohhh I wish we heard him... We had a group of probably 30ish WFers outside the meet (or meat..) market (you know, because we're from a gay affiliate forum).
 
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