Alligator in my yard

[Soupyone]

Goddammit, I've never been that scared in my life. The damn thing just ran at me (my front door is right next on the water) while I was picking up the Chinese food from the delivery person and the damn motherfucking thing was right fucking there?

Now, does that piss me off? Yes.

What makes it worst? The Florida Wildlife Commission alligator hotline isn't open until tomorrow morning.

WTF?

Obviously not my house, since it's hard to partake in still photography when you're running inside like a bitch.

 

[Reverence]

 

[Enigmabomb]

 

[Enigmabomb]

 

[Jardini]

holy shit I loled so hard....LOL

 

[turbolapp]

Everybody loves Chinese Food.

 

[TFLNetwork]

 

[mike sid]

Damn, that is a pretty big that new pet you have there....

 

[affiliatearmy]

Man up bitch.

 

[makethatgreen]

Fuck it, and show it who's boss!

 

[VonRohn]

 

[justo_tx]

Gator probably would have got ya but he stopped to think: "Damn, do I want Chinese food today or Soul food? Decisions, decisions"

 

[medicalhumor]

 

[Yodaheim]

Alligators are gay. I had a run in with a honey badger a couple of years back. Now that's a kill crazy psycho mother fucker you don't want to mess with. Like the OP, my lack of photographic evidence is entirely due to running like a bitch!

 

[Traska]

kill it to make some boots and a bitchin' wallet.

 

[AustinP]

Say what motherfucker? You in Flo Rida?

 

[AYGJoe]

Gator eats real... real good. I grew up in florida, so learned real quick how to kill em

 

[blog8491]

 

[Direct Marketer]

Pocket wallet, jacket wallet, belts, watch straps, iPad slip, courier bag, cowboy boots... dude, go buy a magnum revolver and film it! include a spoon.

 

[b_sun]

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik]YouTube - INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR[/ame]