I think "hitting on" anyone or anything is 100% outside the realm of OP's skillset at this point in time.
I'd suggest maybe trying to be friends with a girl, and working your way up to hand-holding in 6-8 months.
Complicated relationship sucking the energy from me
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I think "hitting on" anyone or anything is 100% outside the realm of OP's skillset at this point in time.
I'd suggest maybe trying to be friends with a girl, and working your way up to hand-holding in 6-8 months.
I don't know why, but your pussy ass bullshit made me remember my teenage years.
When I was 15, a friend and I went looking for whores in the red light district. It was his b-day. We picked two up and caught a cab.
She agreed to give me a blow job for the $30 I had left after the hotel room. It was what I had made that day selling 'stuff' to classmates. At some point, I reached and tried to touch her pussy. She jumped and got angry. Now that I'm older, I realized she was likely a tranny.
True story.
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When I was 15, a friend and I went looking for whores in the red light district. It was his b-day. We picked two up and caught a cab.
She agreed to give me a blow job for the $30 I had left after the hotel room. It was what I had made that day selling 'stuff' to classmates. At some point, I reached and tried to touch her pussy. She jumped and got angry. Now that I'm older, I realized she was likely a tranny.
True story.
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Actually yes. Now that you have me reminiscing:
When I was 17 I went hitch-hiking through the country. After about two weeks I was heading home. That leg of the journey I couldn't catch a ride, so I took a bus. The bus went on a ferry.
On that ferry I meet a girl and her two parents. I noticed how her nails were all bitten down and her fingers burnt.
Her mother was schitzo (not a joke, literally). Her dad was on the lamb.
I meet her parents right there and they invited me to their home once we got to the other side of the bay. We talked and hit it off. She mentioned how her last boyfriend lived cooped up in their house for 6 months and then one day just took off.
When I got to her house, I realized all 3 (mother, father and daughter who I was hitting on) were all crack heads. I'll never forget them arguing as to whose pipe was whose, and that no, I just made that one and what not.
They invited me to smoke. I had never smoked rocks, but I figured, what the hell you only live once. So I went on a binge that day. At the end of the day, as I was getting ready to leave, still jittery from the smoke-out, they offered if I wanted to stay.
Have you all seen the episode of the Simpsons where homer sees the family as demons that chant 'there is room for one more'. Yeah, that is how I felt.
Anyway, I felt that was not the life I wanted, so I left. But I know if I would have stayed, I might still be smoking to this day.
BTW, I was the child of an alcoholic parent, so I was never given much of an opportunity to be a pussy like you.
I will say, after my insane teenage years, I eventually settled down and my life has been relatively boring since. But boy do I have stories, scars and bones that still hurt when it is cold from when I was your age.
You need to get laid my man.
Now spread that sexy white round ass, and take it from a real IRON MAN
Now spread that sexy white round ass, and take it from a real IRON MAN
Yes. Firstly, this isn't a "relationship" nor is it "complicated."
If you want this woman in your life, stop being a little bitch and keeping track of who has texted whom most recently. Jesus christ, if you're any indication then the men of this generation are women. And not in a good tits-and-vagina kind of way.
If she's interested in you at all, which for some god forsaken reason she probably is if she agreed to be seen in public with you at prom, then pretend for 5 minutes that your balls have dropped and ask her out.
So pull your sorry sap self out of your cum-encrusted sheets and make something happen my son.
PS - If she had any interest in you initially, it's probably dwindling rapidly as she sits at home asking herself why you haven't asked her out yet. She probably feels ugly and undesirable... Do you know what women do when they feel ugly and undesirable and need a quick confidence boost? Here's a hint: ask pewep.
Not for a second did I ever doubt you could handle this.
Good luck with your relationship, OP.
Keep us posted.
I know WF would love to see some "3 week anniversary" instagram snaps, or whatever other ridiculous bullshit you come up with in the future.
ok so a lot of people went back to her house after wards and we went into the movie room
all the chairs were filled and she said to her best friend she wants to sit with her and tells me to sit with her friends date who is also my friend (bro)
she says she can get another chair or a blanket and sit in front on the floor
never did she say she wanted to do anything
if she wanted to this made it really difficult to tell
all the chairs were filled and she said to her best friend she wants to sit with her and tells me to sit with her friends date who is also my friend (bro)
she says she can get another chair or a blanket and sit in front on the floor
never did she say she wanted to do anything
if she wanted to this made it really difficult to tell