Crazy Lady Contest

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format c:\ sounds good but then she'll be a bigger pain in the ass. How about redirecting the phone to dell or a clap clinic. You could also get her to come round, have someone record the event and just smash it up with a sledge hammer, place the video on youtube and enjoy the traffic?

I give any sales calls to my 2 year old daughter to deal with.
 
In an operators voice "The number you have reached ###-###-####, has been changed. The new number is....800-642-7676" (Microsoft customer support)

or do a transfer to that number ---------> straight to India
 
Pull the Cheech and Chong bit on her: when she starts asking for Windows 98, you start asking her for it.

"Yo, it's me Dave, open up - I got the stuff."

"Dave? Dave's not here."

"No man, this is Dave, open up - I got the stuff!"

"Dave's not here."

...

"I need Windows 98."

"Windows 98? Windows 98 doesn't work here."

"No, I need Windows 98 installed on my computer."

"Windows 98? My computer runs on Windows XP."

"NO!!! I need Windows 98 on MY computer."

"Windows 98? .... (pot induced pause)."

"Hello?"

"Hello."

"About my Windows 98..."

"Windows 98? No, I run XP."
 
You: <intro>
Crazy bitch: RABBLE RABBLE NONSENSE!
You: Ohhhh... keep talking dirty like that.
Her: NONSENSE NONSENSE RABBLE!
You: Oh... yeah I love it. I am stroking my dick so hard right now while you talk to me. Ohhhhh yeahhhhh *make fwaping sounds*
Her: Nonsense
You: OH MY GOD I AM CUMMING!!! Oh that was good. Okay, that will be $50 for my time please.
 
lady called back again today but i wasn't the one who got the phone. but i guess she was told that "i want to rape your goats."
so the second part of the contest still stands.
 
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