I smacked my hand off my night stand this morning, Im still not sure how I fucked myself up so bad, just one of those freek things I caught it just right, but anyway heres a pic...

Bite down on a rolled up, thick rubber belt and snap that bastard back in place. Put some ice on it while you drink a beer and marvel at what a badass you are. Works every time.
Holy shit, i thought that was a joke at first. Be careful next time you stick your finger up your ass when masterbating.