Damn I Fucked Up My Typing Hand!!

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jerxs

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I smacked my hand off my night stand this morning, Im still not sure how I fucked myself up so bad, just one of those freek things I caught it just right, but anyway heres a pic...

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Hmm, does it hurt? I mean there isn't any bruises and it doesn't look like it swelled that much. Just wondering...
 
Bite down on a rolled up, thick rubber belt and snap that bastard back in place. Put some ice on it while you drink a beer and marvel at what a badass you are. Works every time.
 
Bite down on a rolled up, thick rubber belt and snap that bastard back in place. Put some ice on it while you drink a beer and marvel at what a badass you are. Works every time.



I went to the hospital, a shot of morphine and a good tug from the doc, straightend it back out, luckily it looked allot worse than it was, I totally dislocated my finger at the knuckle, the bone itself was trying to push through the bottom of my finger, but no broken bone thank god!

I think its going to be a few days before I can keep up with an AIM chat Trig. he he he
 
I've broken my nose 7 times and have set it myself three. Not out of being tough or anything, just out of sheer necessity and lack of immediate medical facilities. I've also dislocated my shoulder in a dirtbike accident.

The nose I've gotten used to. Yeah, I still need surgery for it, but I'm quite content being ugly. :D

But resetting that shoulder...phew, man. That's a special kind of pain right there. One that I never thought possible.

But even though you didn't set it yourself, kick back with a beer. You have a cool story and isn't that all that matters? Haha
 
Dude this shit sucks! I cant code for shit let alone have a good conversation through PM without making myself look like a total retard, its bad enough I cant spell for shit, but now the words that I know how to spell are coming out all wrong...... he he he he, I hope you fuck your finger / fingers up also I hate everyone that can code / type effortlessly right now!!!!!! PS is even a bitch!
 
Holy shit, i thought that was a joke at first. Be careful next time you stick your finger up your ass when masterbating.
 
just pop it back in place and put a home made splint on it. I use to dislocate fingers back in the football playing days all the time. in the meantime watch this movie and learn.

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