Deported because of his attractive looks

Women are hard wired for rugged good looks. Fucking weirdos.

But still...
7/10 I would make him walk funny for a day or so. :hitit_sml:
 


Ooooh yes I'd let him stick his falafel in my baklava and make him hummus

I don't want anything to do with a chick that has hummus down there :eek7:

You might want to go to a clinic or something.

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^yeah, hot asian women apparently, the kind that gay webmasters pay top dollar for. Maybe we should all start growing hair and wear a turban.
 
Maybe he had a big dick. I hear men attack other men with bigger dicks.

Specially if you live a couple centuries back.







So this is what a douchebag looks like in Iran. You need that look and a bird.
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In America its a little easier.

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