Extenze? wtf?

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Well, that was a pretty crass way to bring up the subject, no doubt.

On the plus side, she's not out trying to get her needs satisfied, instead she's coming to you, her *cough* loving spouse, to solve the problem together. Lucky guy. Like m0rtal observed, no Ashley Madison on your CC.

You probly DO have a small dick. Get over it, get a good book on female anatomy & sexual response, and start doing tounge exercizes. More'n one way to make a girl cum.

Give her what she wants so you can keep getting what you want.

Good luck bro
 


I thought I recognized your wife's gigantic vag....


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Tell her you will only fuck her up the ass now, and that you want to make sure she feels your small penis.
 
I don't know what's worse... learning this from your wife, or informing the rest of the future eligible mistresses about your "member" problem.

On a more serious note, the OP is a prime example of how a lack of communication kills relationships. :P
 
On second thought, maybe you don't have a small penis. Maybe she's so loose its like fucking a bucket of water regardless of who you are.

On the plus side if you do have a small penis, there's plenty of tight jailbait...
 
gdubs12345 said:
sorry dude, it really sucks that your wifes a whore and that you have a small penis.
Also i think eztenze is a rebill offer, so you better call and cancel. You should chris brown her for that.
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hahaha...

if this for real, have her do kegel exercises daily... it'll tighten her up in no time... I make all my girlfriends do those exercises religiously, even though I have an above average sized penis, I like to fuck a nice tight snatch that feels almost like a virgin... nothing worse than banging something loose like sleeve of wizard...

kegel exercises... seriously, google it...
 
She could also start bellydancing.

No joke, there is so many kegel and hip exercises in that, your wife will surprise you and herself.

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Your wife is an idiot, and so are you. She is clearly missing something, but it's not your size.
I don't have a big dick but women love sex with me.

Woman want passion, being fucked hard, doing dirty stuff, just like men.

Fuck her hard like a man with balls, and she won't want a big penis.
 
Ummm, I was right about adding the Male Enhancement Products to my Rx sites. Nice.

Btw, there are a lot of exercises you can do to enlarge your penis, I think taking pills will do not good. Maybe the cold weather there doesn't help, but try learning how to use your tongue too. And please tell your wife to stop watching black men porn's movies lol
 
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gdubs12345 said:
sorry dude, it really sucks that your wifes a whore and that you have a small penis.
Also i think eztenze is a rebill offer, so you better call and cancel. You should chris brown her for that.
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darbsllim said:
You should order her some Acai Berries and Boobie Pills: Breast Enhancement - Breast Enlargement

Tell her you thought it would be up her alley to lose 20 pounds and have larger funbags, and that you didn't want to buy something boring like flowers.
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And please thank your wife for the commissions.
 
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