Extenze? wtf?

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX380vS_Mzs"]YouTube - 20 Fingers feat. Gillette - Short Dick Man[/ame]
 
Tastless track but....nobody plugged this yet?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko-u0vxS4EE&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - Dirt Nasty - Baby Dick[/ame]
 
Don't feel too bad mate, it's not like what she gave you for your birthday was her medical paperwork and a recommendation you go get a blood test.
Could be worse though... could not be getting any at all.

My missus went off to a party this weekend. I was invited, but I JUST had to play poker with some buddies cause I hadn't seen them in aaaages.
Turns out said party turned into a goth orgy.
She calls form the party, and I'm having trouble hearing her over the moaning.
I try to finish the game off, lose my chips, but don't really care cause I'm now driving cross town at 75kph. Get pulled over, booked, breathalyzed. Not caring, cause I'm trying to get to this fucking party! Finally FINALLY get there... and everyone's either fucking asleep or showering up and leaving, and the missus is like "ohhh, you came to pick me up? That's so sweet!"

I am now the embodiment of epic fail...

BB Wolfe: Damn! Why didn't you slap Turbo down with a "Sorry. No Penis, No Say!" ??!?!

I hope this is another joke...
 
I'd be way more upset about the rebill instead of the size issue.

"Yeah, I know it's small. I have a ruler, but you apparently can't read the fine print."
 
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